Below is me trying to clear the air about Australians, mostly from hear say from Americans :)
-- Contrary to popular opinion no we dont ride kangaroo's everywhere you ignorant pricks :)
I imagine something similar would happen if we tried:
-- No im not going to steal your belongings, believe it or not we are no longer convicts.
-- We really are the best.
-- Yes we really do have the best beer in the world.
-- No the dingo did not eat your baby.
-- Vegemite is fantastic.
-- Yes i am fair dinkum mate.
-- Yes i do have trained drop bears, yes they are ninja's and yes they will kill you.
-- Yes the boogie man is in the cupboard waiting for you to fall asleep.
-- Fundamentals of my life:
1) Work
2) Drink with mates
3) Have a BBQ
4) Drink more
5) Cause some shannagens
6) Sleep
7) Rinse and repeat
-- Vegemite is awesome.
-- 95% of the time the worst social fear we have is that the pub will be closed.
-- No were not alcoholics. We can handle our booze.
Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 40%
Pride: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Greed: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You'll die from overexertion. *wink* How Sinful Are You?
