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About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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Rockin out at Point break!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anybody really. Just be semi-intelligent and fun.
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My Blog

Hope for reason.

I don't often feel the need to write about anything, but lately I have become more and more concerned and sometimes angry with devout and zealous followers of religion. Up until recently I defined my ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:50:00 GMT

Drummer’s dictionary

Artistry n: aesthetic value in a drummer’s playing that is inversely proportional to income Ballad n: interminable song form that allows drummers to exhibit selflessness Black Hole n: abso...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:56:00 GMT

Huge announcement!

Well after much searching I have finally found a band! I am proud to announce that I am the newest member of the band Still Counting. As many of you know this has been a long road for me, so I a...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 14:35:00 GMT

grrrrrrrrrrrrr

god damn, mother fucking shit. Since I have left Driven I have had 3 projects that started off great but then fizzled due to many myriad of reasons. I knew it would not be easy finding a p...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:37:00 GMT

White and Nerdy

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Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:22:00 GMT

Metal by numbers

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Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 08:25:00 GMT

Check out this event: Driven at The Stone Cellar

Hosted By: DrivenWhen: Friday Aug 04, 2006 at 9:30 PMWhere: Stone Cellar9445 Baltimore Nat'l PikeEllicott City, AL 21042USDescription:Driven Click Here To View Event
Posted by on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:25:00 GMT

I hate Indian givers. No wait, I take that back...

so as I sit here starring at my monitor the time ticks away bringing me ever closer to the due date of my Pysch paper...ugh. I have one day left to finish this and it doesn't look like I will finish ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Dec 2004 17:19:00 GMT