I always enjoy myself especially when im drinkin'. I'm a pretty honest person and usually tell you how it is, not how it was. Sometimes that can be confused with me being an asshole but that is not the truth. I just always speak my mind. Sometimes i sit on my hand and wait for it to go numb and then masturbate, I call it the stranger. Do you ever give yourself a stranger? You know you do!!! Come on, seriousl
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dude
Birthday: August 30 1942
Birthplace: The Moon
Current Location: Hell
Eye Color: Doodoo Brown
Hair Color: Black like my momma
Height: 6'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: amedextrious
Your Heritage: all fucked up
The Shoes You Wore Today: dont have any
Your Weakness: one nite in paris
Your Fears: clowns
Your Perfect Pizza: summerinturn
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dont use it
Thoughts First Waking Up: man i have a hard erection
Your Best Physical Feature: my tongue
Your Bedtime: when my mom says its time
Your Most Missed Memory: when we left russell in the bar
Pepsi or Coke: taquillla
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: be alone" get my groove on
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: 'Hoe'made
Chocolate or Vanilla: definatley chocolate...definatley
Cappuccino or Coffee: taquilla
Do you Smoke: only after sex
Do you Swear: no never
Do you Sing: ya all the time...kareoke
Do you Shower Daily: only when i hae to
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: i tried that
Do you want to get Married: only if i have to
Do you belive in yourself: who answers these questions
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when im on a big girl
Do you think you are Attractive: only when the lights off
Are you a Health Freak: far from it
Do you get along with your Parents: ya
Do you like Thunderstorms: ya love em
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: just a few
In the past month have you Smoked: ya
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ya
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ya
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: hell no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: seriously what kind of ? is that
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ya
In the past month have you been on Stage: ya but they didnt tip me
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: several times
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: numerous of times
Ever been called a Tease: no but i called women cock teases
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: on top of a hooker
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: im never going to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: black
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: looong
Height: short
Weight: 220 at the hoof
Best Clothing Style: wal~mart
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: 6
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 987945702874857938847933384579998999999
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