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Ted

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I am so fucking totally sweet, that I could kick Steven Segals ass. Dude and then I would fucking punch Charles Bronson in the face and make him my bitch.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hot Girls with really big boobs who like drinking 40s. Oh and girls that have no hobbies except themselves and are candy caoted wastelands of a sole are always a plus.