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Colleen

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am currently trying to memorize the St. Crispin's Day Speech. I'm convinced it will come in handy at some point.Also, if I got to choose, I would slay my enemies with flaming arrows to their hearts.

My Interests

My current interests include: feeling profoundly alone,shivering,gazing sadly through the fogged windows of happy homes where functional families eat glazed ham and sing around a toasty fire, staring pointedly at prescription medicine bottles in the cabinet, stealing household items from parties, making enemies in low levels of government,planning holiday meals,reading trashy novels in the bathtub,taking field trips,constantly disappointing people,harumphing,celebrity biographies,layering clothing,repairing all my clothes with safety pins and duck tape,watching scary movies on Saturday afternoons,obsessively pondering the deaths of myself and my close family members.

I'd like to meet:

Men in Joker make-up. Also:

Movies:

Nunchucks make any dance battle better.

Television:

"All right, that's it! No more Mr. Nice Gaius! "

Books:

Quartet by Jean Rhys...The Good Soldier by Ford Madox Ford...Barred by Edward de Neve...Drawn From Life by Stella Bowen. I will marry anyone who can tell me what these books have in common.

Heroes:

You, you will be mean And I, I'll drink all the time

My Blog

I quite enjoyed answering this survey

..> So close I can taste it...   If you won 100 million dollars what would you do?What kind of car would you buy? Cars are for poor people. The monied classes always travel by jetpack. Where i...
Posted by Colleen on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:08:00 PST

I still enjoy these things

My current interests include:Telling people they're wrong and why, pretending I know stuff,insulting unsuspecting strangers, a growing and slightly psychotic obsession with www.argyleacademy.com , fre...
Posted by Colleen on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:05:00 PST

Spring

I smelled Spring in the air this week and I'm excited. Things I'm looking forward to doing: exploring other neighborhoods, taking insanely long walks, wearing sundresses and sandals, naps in the park...
Posted by Colleen on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:55:00 PST

More things I like to do

Reading in the bathtub, pretending I like art, making a spectacle of myself in cities up and down the East Coast, strutting,learning new slang, pushing things to the point of ridiculousness and absurd...
Posted by Colleen on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:26:00 PST

More interests

Slapping strangers,teenagers,stairwells,bathing,bacon and mimosas,awkward situations,inventing backstories,Roofie Coladas,Peach Schnapps,stealing mementos like a serial killer,takedowns,calling people...
Posted by Colleen on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:14:00 PST

General Interests

Reading books.Complaining about things. Kissing strangers. Mocking people.Giving advice. Watching "appointment television". Bad movies. Cooking dinner and listening to ABBA. Insulting  my friends...
Posted by Colleen on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:36:00 PST

Books

Jean Rhys,Lorrie Moore, Manuel Puig, Henry James,Edith Wharton, Jumpa Lahiri,Fitzgerald, Hemingway (only for style, not content), Ford Maddox Ford,EM Forster, Evelyn Waugh,Margaret Atwood,Paula Fox,Ma...
Posted by Colleen on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:33:00 PST

Television

Buffy,Angel,Arrested Development,Battlestar Galactica,Law and Order,Homicide,X-files,Scrubs,America's Next Top Model,Veronica Mars,Gilmore Girls,Felicity,Popular,Wonderfalls,Alias,Six Feet Under,The S...
Posted by Colleen on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:23:00 PST

Movies

The Royal Tennebaums, Rushmore,Exotica, The Adjuster,The Sweet Hereafter,Trust,Amatuer, The Unbelievible Truth,Heavenly Creatures,Proof (Australian version)Rodger Dodger,Prick Up Your Ears,My Beautifu...
Posted by Colleen on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:21:00 PST

music

Right now: Built to Spill-Townes Van Zandt-Dolly Parton-Nuetral Milk Hotel-The Magnetic Fields-Neko Case-ABBA-Fiona Apple-Lindsey Lohan-Aimee Mann-Belle and Sebastian-Sleater-Kinney-Le Tigre-Cat Power...
Posted by Colleen on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:10:00 PST