$wagger Royalty

Dearest Myspace users, Myspacers, Myspacians, Spacehead, After many nights of virtually pimping through hundreds of profiles, I realized that there is some real serious business going on out there. I found a handful of arrogant, raw, fresh, authentic, revolutionary beauties on Myspace- And I needed to share it with you. Why? Besides owning a penetrating mug & anatomy- they all had sprinkles of wit all over there page. An outfit isn't complete without the right undergarments and a woman isn't "grown & sexy" without the walk. Nothing is sexier but strutting ina state of consciousness. But before I begin; let me set something straight…. Me. I'm the straightest female out there but I have to admit that I admire everything that is aesthetically appealing and the truth is I sincerely believe the highest form of art is the woman. Church. I'll be surprised if you made it this far into the article because I'm sure by now you've already typed in your password on Myspace. But if you haven't ran to your computer yet or you're still waiting for the page to load- let me continue painting the vibe... & what I like about them. These females are official. So make sure you lurk on their pages with caution and solitude. They are the type to make you want to press your nose against the computer screen to see if you might be able to smell them or throw on some dirty south track ( i.e. Trillville: Some Cut) and flex in the mirror acting like you might have a chance. Right… Like watching Amerie's hips sway side to side like a pendulum on her video "One Thing"- I couldn't keep both my eyes & brain off these heaters. They are leeches sucking all the blood out of your brain to the point you're fighting for your life. Addict. I'll be the first to admit it. Now, it's your turn. Thank you, Almond J. P.S. Most importantly… Thank you to all the girls that let me stalk them. They all have been sweet & very forgiving. xoxo