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About Me

My life summed up in 2 words...ADD motherfucker. Oh, and i rarely finish anything i start...(such as creating profiles for these damn websites).

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i'm looking for the Bonnie to my Clyde. Someone who's fun. Someone who's warped, twisted, and hilarious. Also, it helps if you know how to disarm a rabid, nailgun wielding crocodile...

"i'm asking you on a date for the rest of your life..."


Drink, drink, wherever you may be, We are the drunk and disorderly, And we don't give a fuck, and we don't give a shit, We're going home with the championship!

Excuse me sir, do you dig graves? Yeah, they're alright...

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My Blog

putting the "fun" in funeral...

So i spent last night and most of today trying to figure out how to bail my girlfriend out of jail when she got arrested ten fucking minutes after dropping me off. Good times. i used to think that i h...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:12:00 GMT

Catholic Boy...

Jim Carroll, 8/01/1949- 9/11/2009. You will be missed...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Sep 2009 03:16:00 GMT

999...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaifKC0wVaQ
Posted by on Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:41:00 GMT

Why is is that so many good memories...

...seem to start with, "We were hanging out on the front porch..."? Then again, in retrospect it seems that some of the bad ones (though typically funny as hell) end with, "then _____ fell off the bac...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Sep 2009 09:04:00 GMT

28-40 winks later...

i've been having a lot of zombie dreams lately and have come to realize one thing, WE ARE NOT PREPARED!!!
Posted by on Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:35:00 GMT

The Bartender Hates You...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSOkG2ppgIQ
Posted by on Fri, 14 Aug 2009 07:39:00 GMT

Funniest shit ever...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRhnw1gFuDA
Posted by on Thu, 13 Aug 2009 00:49:00 GMT

i fucking need you now tonight...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA I can't fucking stop watching this! The guys who made this deserve a nobel prize. Piss my pants every time...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:05:00 GMT

13 Absolute Truths...

Anything that involves a frisbee or membership dues is not a sport...If she is emotionally damaged and has daddy issues, you will fall in love with her...If he can't get his shit together and needs to...
Posted by on Thu, 28 May 2009 22:33:00 GMT

deep thoughts...

it's not funny to laugh at somebody who's choking. Unless they just took a bite of a powdered doughnut, and the white stuff is all over their mouth, and as they cough they spit white stuff all in the ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:27:00 GMT