putting the "fun" in funeral... |
So i spent last night and most of today trying to figure out how to bail my girlfriend out of jail when she got arrested ten fucking minutes after dropping me off. Good times. i used to think that i h... Posted by on Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:12:00 GMT |
Catholic Boy... |
Jim Carroll, 8/01/1949- 9/11/2009. You will be missed... Posted by on Sat, 19 Sep 2009 03:16:00 GMT |
999... |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaifKC0wVaQ Posted by on Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:41:00 GMT |
Why is is that so many good memories... |
...seem to start with, "We were hanging out on the front porch..."? Then again, in retrospect it seems that some of the bad ones (though typically funny as hell) end with, "then _____ fell off the bac... Posted by on Sat, 05 Sep 2009 09:04:00 GMT |
28-40 winks later... |
i've been having a lot of zombie dreams lately and have come to realize one thing, WE ARE NOT PREPARED!!! Posted by on Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:35:00 GMT |
The Bartender Hates You... |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSOkG2ppgIQ Posted by on Fri, 14 Aug 2009 07:39:00 GMT |
Funniest shit ever... |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRhnw1gFuDA Posted by on Thu, 13 Aug 2009 00:49:00 GMT |
i fucking need you now tonight... |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA
I can't fucking stop watching this! The guys who made this deserve a nobel prize. Piss my pants every time... Posted by on Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:05:00 GMT |
13 Absolute Truths... |
Anything that involves a frisbee or membership dues is not a sport...If she is emotionally damaged and has daddy issues, you will fall in love with her...If he can't get his shit together and needs to... Posted by on Thu, 28 May 2009 22:33:00 GMT |
deep thoughts... |
it's not funny to laugh at somebody who's choking. Unless they just took a bite of a powdered doughnut, and the white stuff is all over their mouth, and as they cough they spit white stuff all in the ... Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:27:00 GMT |