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Kerry

I've got a perfect body but it's in the trunk and beginning to smell

About Me

Oh good god I haven't updated this shite in about 2 years - quick about me. I live in Cardiff with my two boys Pastie AKA fatty (my bitch) and Jake AKA Mr Moose (my son), I'm 28, work lots, drink lots and am pretty boring so not much to say, am a bitch so have few friends and that's about it!

My Interests

Motorbikes, books, gems, jewellery, quizes, beer ummmmmmmmmm stuff, not always in that order.Going out, staying in, friends, family, important things.

I'd like to meet:

Clever funny genuine people who like the things i like.People who like to live.Can't cope with peasants, idiots or false people, please don't apply. ..

Music:

Green Day, Chilli Peppers, Dixie chixks, Charlotte Church, Frank Sinatra, most things except jazz I just don't get it

Movies:

Not really into movies I prefer books, but I like all sorts, some favourites that come to mind, Green Mile, Shawshank Redemption, Drop Dead Fred, As Good As It Gets, anything that makes me cry or laugh.

Television:

CSI, QI, ER, Scrubs, Nevermind the buzzcocks, ABC1 mind numbing american comedy, I love it, I turn to a slug on the sofa!

Books:

Stepehn Fry, Jilly Cooper, Gerald Durrel, J R R Tolkien, J K Rowling, Anita Burgh, Louise Bagshawe, anything about jewellery design or gemstones. I love to read and usually read at least one book a week sometimes my favourites over and over again till they fall apart, I'm open to suggestions I'll try anything once.

Heroes:

My sisters, Stephen Fry, Billy Connelly, Ewan McGregor & Charlie Boorman, Chaumet, I can't think under pressure, I'll let you know when I think of some more.