My name is Pete. Though some would call me 'Kexy'. It has always been a mystery as to why this is so....but I digress.
I'm all about films. Watching, loving, owning, re-watching, disecting, quoting, re-re-watching, writing, making....did I mention re-re-re-watching?
Don't get me wrong I'm a geek of all trades- Including TV (mainly longrunning series like Buffy, Lost, and Prison Break, but also things like Automan, Manimal and The Greatest American Hero), and Comics (main influences are Dark Knight Returns, Hellboy, Creature Tech and Watchmen, but I span the genres). But mainly it's film.
If anyone can tell me what film someone says : "Bahweepgranaweepninibong!" you can immediately consider yourself a friend. Equally so with: "It's so darn hot! Milk was a bad choice..."
Now if you would care to view my new monkey friend I would say that if I could add glasses this would be me but you can't so instead his name is...
adopt your own virtual pet!
My favourite thing to do with Cock and Balls is to grab him by the face and throw him around and about his virtual cage, smashing him to bits only to see him spring back into action! Do it! Smash him about!
At least they're all pretty hot, but come on! I've got a beard for God's sake! Surely some manly presence about me is denoted by facial hair!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey: updated 19 June 2007
Name: Pete Kennedy
Birthday: 12/03/79
Birthplace: Wigan
Current Location: Wigan (balls, that looks like i haven't gone anywhere)
Eye Color: I'm told Hazel, but all I see is Brown with some green in it
Hair Color: Mainly dark brown almost black, some light brown, some ginger, some blond, an unprecedented amount of grey, and I think at least one of them is blue
Height: Fluctates between 5'10" and 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right. Preferable as Left-handed is called Cak-handed round here
Your Heritage: British, probably Irish 'cos my family's from Liverpool
The Shoes You Wore Today: Some fine white sneaks that have ceased to be white
Your Weakness: Really cheap DVDs. 'Cos they're not really cheap if you buy 20 at once
Your Fears: That Skeletor is real. That Star Wars isn't.
Your Perfect Pizza: Energon Cubes!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Decent job/make a film. Failing that: make own super suit
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Balls. or Hot Balls.
Thoughts First Waking Up: I hope this is MY drool...
Your Best Physical Feature: I've been told it's my nose. How depressing is that? But more recently I've been told my eyes are good.
Your Bedtime: Generally whenever I've finished doing everything else. So sometimes never
Your Most Missed Memory: Playing. Mainly ages 7-10 and 20-25
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither! Went to Burger King recently and I only ever get fries from there and they friggin' sucked! KFC or Subway for me now...
Single or Group Dates: Single. Group dates everyone crowds round the good looking one and you're left looking like a tool
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Iced tea? Listen to it. ICED. TEA. That's ICE and TEA. It's so wrong! And I don't like tea anyway.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate AND vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither. Coffee tastes like hot feet
Do you Smoke: nope. Not regular like, but if I get rotten enough I might steal some off some peeps
Do you Swear: Fuckin' hot balls yeah.
Do you Sing: When? Be more specific. If drunk enough at parties. Never on a bus.
Do you Shower Daily: Yep
Have you Been in Love: Yep.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that. Wouldn't mind doing it again though
Do you want to get Married: Yeah, but not for ages and ages and ages
Do you belive in yourself: If I don't, will I not exist? Christ, that's really scaring me
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope. Like a rock, I am
Do you think you are Attractive: Not in a 'handsome' way, no. But I think I'm more of an attractive personality.
Are you a Health Freak: You mean like am I some kind of mutant made out of joggers? I can only dream
Do you get along with your Parents: Off and On
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, especially with a capital T like that, it makes them sound like a cartoon super team
Do you play an Instrument: I have elegantly mastered the Kazoo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, until I forgot what I was
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep :(
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only medicines
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, there are fine DVD bargains within
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes! Yes! They sell them in Sainsbury's!! My prayers have been answered...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, Never even tried it
In the past month have you been on Stage: No but I'll be doing a puppet show sometime in August
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only done it once and that was in Corfu two years ago
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: It's not stealing if it's being thrown away is it?
Ever been Drunk: Whenever I can
Ever been called a Tease: Yes. Despite being a boy
Ever been Beaten up: All the time when I was a kid. Doesn't mean I didn't knock their teeth in when they did it
Ever Shoplifted: Don't think so
How do you want to Die: You know that Sony Bravia advert with the bouncy balls? I want to stand at the bottom of that street and get bounced to death while listening to Jose Gonzales
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Batman
What country would you most like to Visit: Not bothered as long as I get to share it with someone else
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: No preference but Laser Red would be cool
Favourite Hair Color: Don't matter, but transparent like a polar bear would be smart
Short or Long Hair: As long as it suits them I don't mind
Their Height: Anything between a foot taller or shorter than me
Their Weight: If your body is proportionate to your head then that'll do
Best Clothing Style: Pirate/future robot/super-villainess/space ninja
Number of Drugs They have taken: anything as long as it's not ruining you
Number of CDs They own: More woried about DVDs/Videos: must be enough to watch for three days without sleep
Number of Their Piercings: I've taken flak for this, so lets just say I don't want a girl who's fuckin' peppered with metal but you can be pierced anywhere, I don't mind
Number of Their Tattoos: Enough that I want to try and find them, not so many so I'm looking for a blank space
Number of things in their Past They Regret: Enough to make you human
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