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Chris

Ghosts make me feel like I'm never alone when I'm naked.

About Me

What I do at work..... MySpace Profile Help!..

My Interests

Photographer, Writer, Filmmaker, Shiftless layabout, Geek, Weirdo in a safe way. While my ultimate goal is fame and fortune, I would be willing to settle on wealthy and well-known.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Blessid Union Of Souls, Little Shop Of Horrors Soundtrack, Lucy Pearl, The Rent movie soundtrack, Ashman and Menken, Wu Tang - Enter the 36 Chambers, Amy Grant, ATCQ - Midnight Marauders, Billy Joel's Greatest Hits, Stevie Wonder's Greatest Hits, Shania Twain, Dirty Kings, Landon, They Died Laughing... Basically, my musical tastes make no sense whatsoever and get me made fun of alot.

Movies:

Also... Office Space, SLC Punk, PCU, My Blue Heaven, The Best Man, Sliding Doors, Scream, The Specials, The Wedding Singer, Rushmore, Galaxy Quest, Rudy, Super Troopers, Aliens, Happy Gilmore, Trading Places, Armageddon, A Night At The Roxbury, , Crappy 80's teen Comedies, The Toy, LOTR, The Sandlot, American History X, Do The Right Thing, Wet Hot American Summer, Notting Hill, Half Baked, Jerry Maguire, Field Of Dreams, Little Shop Of Horrors (Musical), Parenthood, The Natural, The Sixth Sense, Hook, The Great White Hype, Disney Animation during the Ashman-Menken run, Nightmare On Elm Street 3-5, Cocoon, Almost Famous, Glory, The Wood, The Kid, Kevin Smith, Can't Hardly Wait, Sin City, Dazed and Confused, Rocky, John Candy, Love and Basketball, Rent... I could on forever. Films are nice, movies are better.

Television:

The Office (both versions). Scrubs, Arrested Development, The 4400, Reno 911, "I Love The ..." decade shows on VH1, Entourage, South Park, Lost, Freaks and Geeks, Seinfeld, Friends, Oz, Buffy, Angel, Newsradio, Sex And The City, The Larry Sanders Show. Buying off itunes is much better than paying for cable. The Degrassi shows are my current guilty pleasure. Watching whole seasons of shows on DVD instead of wasting my time week to week is the best way to do it.

Books:

COMICS: Preacher, Fables, Kingdom Come, The Golden Age, Identity Crisis, Starman, Hitman, All of the Ultimate Books, Strangers In Paradise, Uncanny X-Men, X-Men, New X-Men, Y: The Last Man, Ex Machina, The Walking Dead, Runaways, Daredevil, New Avengers, Powers, Invincible Trades, Planetary Trades, Young Avengers,COMIC STRIP COLLECTIONS: For Better Or For Worse, Calvin And Hobbes, Foxtrot, The Norm, The Far Side, The BoondocksACTUAL BOOKS: To Kill A Mockingbird, Harry Potter, Nick Hornby, Steve MartinThe book that changed my life though, was "Macho Business Donkey Wrestler" by Jimmy James. Inspiring stuff.

Heroes:


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My Blog

Chris does a myspace survey...

1. Someone knocks on your door at 2 a.m., who do you want it to be?Pre-paid prostitute.2. Your boss tells you he/she will give you a $20 raise if you'll do your job naked, do you stay and take the rai...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:55:00 PST

A senseless rambling for August 25th

I get weirded out every time that I go into someone elses bathroom during a social gathering, and I see an empty roll of toilet paper on the spindle.  And this seems to happen a lot.  I look...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 01:40:00 PST

My first webpage...

The new page is up and running.  Sure it'd be a whole lot fancier if it was an entire site, but a page is all anyone's getting for now.   Considering I knew next to nothing about flash ...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 01:49:00 PST

A senseless rambling for June 1st...

How come people won't eat deer meat because they think that deer are too cute to eat, but have no problem going to In-N'-Out for a double double?   And why do people hate mink coats but don't min...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 02:25:00 PST

A senseless rambling for May 16th...

I try not to masturbate near open windows.  The reason for this is a fear that when the zombie apocalypse hits, it will be without warning. And I'll be in the middle of releaving some built up te...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:08:00 PST

Next step, Oscar...

     This is a long one, but stay with me, because it has a great ending...      So this has been a weird two weeks.  It started when my roommate pu...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 01:07:00 PST

Some Favorites...

Favorite Comedy: Coming To AmericaFavorite Drama: The OutsidersFavorite Action Film: AliensFavorite Horror Films: Nightmare On Elm Street 3 and 4Favorite Family Film: The SandlotFirst Favorite Movie: ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pamela Anderson: Hero to chickens everywhere!

So I was reading on a message board a while back that Pamela Anderson is putting up a billboard, along with People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, trying to get citizens to boycott KFC because...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Church Of Crapulistic Idiocracy

So I was watching my Season 7 Friends DVD a while ago. When Joey became an ordained minister over the internet so he could marry Chandler and Monica, I actually became inspired. I went to my google ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Undeclared - Life Major

I remember six years ago, when I had returned to college, after a first ill-fated attempt at higher education directly after high school. I wasnt sure what I wanted to do, but I knew I needed to get ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST