Lord Xenu

It all began, 75 million years ago. Back Then there was a galactic federation of planets which i ruled over (Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha). I thourght my galaxy was overpopulated, so i rounded up countless aliens from all different planets, and then had them aliens frozen (Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha). The frozen alien bodies were loaded onto my galactic cruisers (which looked like DC-8's except with rocket engines). The cruisers then took the frozen alien bodies to earth, and dumped them into the volcano's of Hawaii. The aliens were no longer frozen, they were dead, the souls of those aliens however lived on and all floated up towards to sky. But I had prepared for this. (Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha). I didnt want thier souls to return, so i built giant soul catchers in the sky. The souls were taken to a huge soul brainwashing facility which i had also built on earth. There the souls were forced to watch days of brainwashing material which tricked them into believing a false reality. I then released the alien souls which roamed the earth aimlessly in a fog of confusion, at the dawn of man, the souls finally found bodies which they could grab onto. They attached themselves to all mankind, which still to this day causes all humans fears, confusions and thier problems. (Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha).