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Joshurawrrgasm

You're standing in the corner and I don't know why. When you came on over you made me smile

About Me

Stick it in me!
MSN: [email protected]
I'm Josh
I'm 16 years old
I always pretend I'm right
I always give people chances
I'm not gutted because your profile is private
Believe it or not I really care about people I don't know
I'm not perfect, I have shit loads of flaws
I swear quite a bit, even around my parents
I find my dad hilarious
I'm really insecure
I like to write stuff
I love meeting new people
I care about people too much
I try to be nice, but don't always succeed
I'm happy with my life
Music plays a huge part in my life too
I don't try to fit in with any genre
Whatever I do is my business, so why should you care?
Sometimes I'm rude, but I only do it to be nice
First impressions mean everything to me
I wanna be a presenter
I fall for people way too easily

I noticed you
You stood out like a sore thumb
The most
Beautiful sore thumb I’d ever seen

My Interests

You, obvs

I'd like to meet:



I would like to meet:
Someone to lay with me, don't care what I look like, kiss me in public, someone to hold me, and go places with me just because I want to, don't need to, someone to call me beautiful, lovely, amazing, not fit or buff, someone to hug me, dance with me in the moonlight, listen to music with me, laugh with me, not at me, someone to agree with me on everything I say, kiss me to shut me up, giggle at the silly things I say, and call the stupid things I say cute, someone to call me theirs, show me off, make me feel embarressed, someone to play with my hair, not care if my clothes clash, make me shake, enjoy spending time with me, someone to say they love me and mean it.

Be that person?

Music:


FortyFives, BoNO MUST DIE, Hadouken!, Eviannaive, Razorlight, Luther Vandross, Pull Tiger Tail, Test Your Reflex, Sugarcult, OK Go, Cute Is What We Aim For, colonopenbracket, The Fratellis, Bromheads Jacket, Plan B, Mindless Self Indulgence, Daft Punk, JME, Jamie T, Bloc Party, Hot Chip, TV On The Radio, Lupe Fiasco, Blink 182, Fatboy Slim, James Brown, Kool And The Gang, Union of Knives, KoRn, Secondhand Serenade, The Kooks, The Ordinary Boys, Eminem, Orson, Jay-Z, Cold War Kids, Pendulum, Mates Of State, The Shins, Ima Robot, Rahzel, Nas, Jamiroquai, Badly Drawn Boy, Kasabian, Tenacious D

Movies:


Clerks, Clerks 2, The Business, Severance, Snatch, Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, Love Actually, Silent Hill, The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Blazing Saddles, Kung Fu Hustle, Team America, Hot Chick, Shaun Of The Dead, 28 Days Later, Walking Tall, The Weather Man, Bad Santa, Lucky Number Slevin, The Business, Sin City, Green Street, Stay Alive, House Of Flying Daggers, iRobot, 8Mile, Pulse

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, Hollyoaks

Books:

The DaVinci Code, Haunted

Heroes:

Stephen Fosbrook is my one and only hero