Classic Billy Conolly |
Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe, if you send them on, a poor six-year-old girl in Scotland...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:27:00 GMT |
Irish Coffee |
Oh yes
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 08:51:00 GMT |
3 Women |
Three women, one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three decided to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 02:11:00 GMT |
Involuntary Muscle Contractions |
Involuntary Muscular Contractions
A Professor was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.
Realisi...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 12:16:00 GMT |
Flight Panic |
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.
After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is you...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:10:00 GMT |
New Drugs for Women |
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of ho...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:24:00 GMT |
I’m a puppy!..........What are you? |
http://www.cuteducky.com/cute_animal_quiz.html
C x
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 00:35:00 GMT |
Dog food diet! |
I have a Golden retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 05:40:00 GMT |
Toast |
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, right between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He w...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 05:35:00 GMT |
Legionaires |
A troop of French Foreign Legionaires were marching through the desert.They had been marching for days, their water supply had run out, andthey were on the brink of collapse. And then suddenly, as the...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 01:46:00 GMT |
