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Jessica

I'd rather spend time out doing something than making my profile more exciting, so this is all I've

About Me

I love playing sports and watching sports: the Wallabies are my new favorite team. But as hard as I've tried to fight it my whole life, I must resign myself to the fact that I am a nerd because I love to learn new and interesting things, and then I love to talk about them.

My Interests

I love to scuba dive, dance, shop, watch movies, swim, play water polo, wake board, go inner-tubing, surfing, play video games, dominoes, card games, hang out with friends, kickboxing, go to the gym, listen to stand-up comedy (especially Dane Cook and Kevin James), and read. I'm sure there are a lot more things out there I can't think of yet, ,or haven't tried yet but I'm always ready to try new things. I hate to bowl, snowboard, and feel bored.

I'd like to meet:

People who like to go out and drink. Guys who watch sports and stand-up comedians, know how to take a joke when I get in their face, are not afraid to get in my face back. Girls who love to get dressed up and go out because they 'just wanna dance'. Someone who is willing to listen to my nerdy comments and crazy theories about the world.

Music:

Garth Brooks, Ludacris, Mariah Carrey, Pink, Eminem, Shakira, Christina Aguilera, 50 Cent, Fall Out Boy, the Killers, Tim McGraw

Movies:

JACK ASS 2!, Zoolander, Old School, Dodgeball, Wedding Crashers, Remember the Titans, the Village, Shrek, Something About Mary, Little Mermaid, Boondock Saints

Television:

Entourage, Family Guy, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Southpark, Malcom in the Middle, Sex and the City, Friends, Curb Your Enthusiasm, now that I'm in Oz- Futurama and Neighbors

Books:

Memoirs of a Geisha, Poisonwood Bible, Da Vinci Code, Prodigal Summer, She's Come Undone, The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down

My Blog

Everything I know about life I learned from cartoons

I was bored in class today and I got to thinking about the Simpsons, and various other cartoons which have taught me so much that I decided to spread the wisdom on to others: from the Simpsons: fla...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Something to think about...

All great civilizations throughout history have peaked and dropped. They all died out when their major resource had become depleted. At our current rate of consumption, the world's oil supply will b...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

lame excuses

I've always believed that excuses are like armpits, everyone's got them and they all stink. However, some are inevitably worse than others. I was recently told by someone who's supposedly a good fri...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

frustration

Why is it that I can't find a man who wants the same thing from me that I want from him?
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST