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Karen

kraaz

About Me


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I am 5'9(which I hear is tall for a girl...hmmm), blonde, blue eyes, I have a 7yr old son so just call me stiflers mom! Or milf is good too lol, I am into racing and imports and have one of my own. Im very honest and blunt, many times I speak before I think but that doesnt really matter because its shit that I would have said anyways. If you want to get to know me at all just read thru my profile for starters. please note- Asking me any questions that I already answered or talked about on my profile will most likely annoy me and generate....no response. :)
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Karen will go to jail for ...
Stealing condoms from the grocery store
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A perma-orgasm
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My Interests

:D I like going out and having fun.....fun for me includes; Dos Gringos, Iguana Macks, Buffalo wild wings, mostly chill but lots of places going dancing, racing, playing pool, drinking (guinness baby) I love sushi....I would eat it alllll the time if I could yuummmmy, cars, music, there are lots of other things.

I'd like to meet:

I only want to surround myself with sincere, kick ass people who are looking to basically have fun and make great memories. Im usually the party planner so be prepared to be asked on the next mexico, vegas, or cali trip. If sitting at BWW or Nates Pub with a beer watching a game or playing some pool does not work for you.... kick rocks! :) My brother Ben, my son Iso and IMy son, Horns up!Iso and momma!JX3, Hef and me :)~Alex, me, Fish and TaraJenice, me, Nichol and NinaJX3 and a true playa pimp, HOLLA!Nic and IJohn and IThe girls in Mexico '07Cec and ILil Hef and I in Vegas 05St Pats 05New Years 05
You're Nude Bettie. People see you as outgoing and
maybe a bit wild. Your often hyper and always
up for some crazy fun!

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Music:

Most anything local or underground. 80's, the Doors, The Killers, Blondie, Sublime, No Doubt, System of a down, Incubus, Tool, A Perfect Circle, A Boy Named Sioux, Papa Roach, Linkin Park, Beastie Boys, Tupac, Bone Thugs, Snoop, Dre, Eminem, Too short, Biggie, Ludacris, Outkast, Westside Connection, Big Tymers, Easy E, E-40, The Click, Brotha Lynch Hung, Three 6 Mafia,techno, house, there is lots more :)

Movies:

I loooooovvvveeeee going to the movies and the drive in, some movies in specific I like, Scarface, Boondock Saints, Swingers,Jay and Silent Bob, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Fight Club, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 n 2, The Wedding Singer, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Wedding Crashers, 40yr Old Virgin, Waiting,Van Wilder, Old School, Napolean Dynamite, Anchorman, American History X, Shawshank Redemption, Snatch, O Brother where art thou, The Butterfly Effect,Cruel Intentions, Saw 1,2,3,more .....I like lots of 80s flicks.. :P

Television:

I love the news!:P I always park in front of a tv with a game on at the gym during cardio... have a hard time sitting still other than that (I would rather be at the game anyday!). I dont watch much tv, didnt you know its bad for you haha ;) you can thank me later for warning you and saving valuable brain cells. I cant wait for bball to start ...... GO SUNS!!!!

Books:

My fav is Gone with the Wind, lol, I know u dont have to say it :P, anything Anne Rice, Edgar Allen Poe I heed not that my earthly lot Hath-little of Earth in it- That years of love have been forgot In the hatred of a minute:- I mourn not that the desolate Are happier, sweet, than I, But that you sorrow for my fate Who am a passer by.

Heroes:

I look up to other people who have proven to be honest, ethical and show great drive to achieve their dreams. It is so hard to stay on course and not get distracted for the majority. Character is who you are when noone is watching.

My Blog

Gym Class....

HEROES!!! Im so excited to be going to the concert on sunday :)  Thanks to the Hef and my Fishfucker for the tix, you guys rock!  If anyone reads this and has no idea what Im going on about,...
Posted by Karen on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:25:00 PST

free! free at last!!

Clarity and indifference are much more powerful than I ever gave them credit for.....
Posted by Karen on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 09:08:00 PST

True

Read to the end . I thought this was funny until I realized how true it is.TAXESTax his land,Tax his bed,Tax the tableAt which he's fed.Tax his tractor,Tax his mule,Teach him taxesAre the rule.Tax his...
Posted by Karen on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:22:00 PST

a bunch of crap I found

TEN Random Things About Me 10. Im a speed racer :D9. I love the arizona heat soooo much that I usually drive with the windows down during the summer        &nbs...
Posted by Karen on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 01:21:00 PST

H. Darrin and what I remember

I remember the nights that Darrin slept on the tripods couch, and when we all played jenga.... and Darrin had the tallest one ever, he counted just to make sure.  All the nights at Acme when u co...
Posted by Karen on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 12:01:00 PST

I mean it, I'll cut you!

Ok so from now on any one of my friends that is retarded enough to repost any of this chain letter crap is getting deleted. You know that your not going to die or have bad sex for the rest of your lif...
Posted by Karen on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 05:34:00 PST

car accident pic

This is what happens when you are stopped in traffic and a garbage truck DOESNT stop, shoves you into the parked truck in front of you, then you bounce off and hit a concrete wall head first.  Fu...
Posted by Karen on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 10:49:00 PST

pic of my car at the scene of the accident

This is the only one I have so far,this is where the garbage truck hit me. The front of the car is smashed into a concrete barrier.   http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/kraaz22/08-30-05_k...
Posted by Karen on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 12:30:00 PST

oh oh pick me pick me!

Thanks 2 Miguelicious ;) my drunken ninja partner :D 1] Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you.2] I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3] I'll pick a flavor/c...
Posted by Karen on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 09:33:00 PST

Does Maynard have Somnophilia?

Somnophilia: Latin, somnus, sleep + philia, love or obsession, also called the 'sleeping princess syndrome' sexual arousal stimulated by awakening/caressing a sleeping partner or stranger not involvin...
Posted by Karen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST