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Greg

About Me

I live in Rockland county and have no plans on leaving considering i work here now. I work for Washington Mutual doing residential loans so if you need a mortgage talk to me. I have been going out with the greatest person in the world for over 2 years now. I graduated from SUNY Oneonta and would love to see that place burn to the ground.I enjoy setting my pubic hair on fire just to see what its like to be a red head. I don't pull out, even if you ask nicely and say please. Women call me stretch nuts. I can eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four.I recently found out that sticking food up your butt doesn't make you poop out of your mouth and that urinal cakes don't really taste like cake at all.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hulk Hogan, Turco's dad, Jesus, any Midget (if they were real), Count Chocula, Steven Segal, Biggie Smalls, Stu Unger (he knows how to party), the brave man who first tried to light his fart on fire so i can shake his hand and thank him, and Santa Clause

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