The Shawn F.A.Q. |
As many of you know, last night I caught all kinds of hell from family for the stuff posted on this myspace page. This has forced me to create the The Shawn Frequently Asked Questions. Hopefully this ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:03:00 GMT |
The End is Near |
So in recent weeks after endless internent research and lots of input from close friends, I have come to this scary realization. The end is upon us and barely anybody is aware. Within the next 10-15 y...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:16:00 GMT |
Leftover Crack In Orlando(Plus The Aftermath) |
Well I must say it was a hell of an experience. Out of all the times I have seen Leftover Crack, this by far was the best show. They played some new shit, some old shit, some Choking Victim. All the g...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 22:59:00 GMT |
Fucking Garage Sales |
The people across the street from me were having a garage sale today. I was trying to get out of my driveway and there were like 10 cars full of old people looking for a great bargain. Does anyon...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:02:00 GMT |
My Battle With Jesus(True Story) |
CHAPTER 1 - THE BEGINNING
I met the infamous Jesus Christ the other night. He looks nothing like those silly illustrations that those wacky Christians draw. It was crazy. I tried to get him to ...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:29:00 GMT |
My Songs |
JESUS IS CUMMINGYou better not sinJesus will make you payNot just your moneyHe's got other special waysYou cant always use your walletWhen you need forgivenessSometimes you need your lipsTo suck his h...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:37:00 GMT |
Rock Star Gossip |
UNDEROATH RENOUNCE FAITH
Lousy album sales for Divide The Great Line, UnderOath's current release has led to the band renouncing their faith. "God is a stupid fucking asshole, he said this would be th...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:44:00 GMT |
Steve Irwin True Hollywood Story |
Don't believe what you hear on the news. Do you really believe for one minute that the man that wrestled crocodiles for fun, handled the worlds most poisonous snakes and deadliest spiders would be kil...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:12:00 GMT |
I fucking hate Sean Paul |
So I have finally come to the conclusion that I absolutely despise Sean Pauls music and his very exsistence. He has the most obnoxious voice known to man and for some reason people buy this garbage. W...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 08:49:00 GMT |
Christianity...The Dying Religion |
So I saw the Da Vinci Code last night and I must say it was a very interesting movie. I mean is the thought that a woman could be the last descendent of Jesus that offensive or even the thought&n...
Posted by on Sat, 20 May 2006 13:41:00 GMT |
