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About Me

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.) -Ambrose Bierce

i'm really just your average little eskimo with a fine taste in stuffed animals and hand lotion. i've been described as atypical, but standing next to my sister, i am typical. i'll ask, just to make sure, if you're poofing your hair or just merely adjusting your ponytail. i don't like fish, but i love sushi. i hate centipedes but i have one on my skin at all times. and when i'm really bored, i like to try and imitate xena's warrior cry, but it comes out as a yodel.

what else?
well, i'm pretty much banned from my mother's kitchen and i believe in skeletons of the past and future. :)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

HOT DAMN TAMALESI wouldn't mind meeting Crispin Glover, Trent Reznor, Danny Elfman, Dita Von Teese, Eddie Izzard, Christian Bale, Jon Lovitz, Mary Shelley, Rainer Rilke, and so on.well, pretty much if you're a decent person with an interesting quote to share, please, send a postie.

My Blog

not doing my job again.

besides loafing about at my normal job, apparently i've been loafing around on my GF job as well....... eh..... i'm pretty damn lazy. i can't remember everyone's birthday, let alone last names.......
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:30:00 GMT

ARGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

so i haven't written in this for awhile. i think you've noticed, haven't ya? well, let's write something interesting today. hmmm...... sounds like a grand plan. something happened last night at the R...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:39:00 GMT

sleeplessness = stupidity

alright, let's just face it. insomnia freaking sucks. a lot. you ask why? well, let me tell you. makes me write in small sentences. brain function is lost. meaning i do dumb and un-ladylike things. ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:01:00 GMT

So I need a small break to explain the horror of the sea.

Ok, so let's clear one thing up that has been bothering me since June 8: Halibut are the nastiest, grossest, ooziest, and freakish fish I've ever seen. If you haven't already inspected my wonderful A...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 13:43:00 GMT

Where do I pick one?

I want a guy who will perform CPR on one of my stuffed animals and dance with me to the Talking Heads!!! Where do I pick one up? Is there a waiting list??
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 16:46:00 GMT

The great salty wind and MCR.

Alright, so I'm feel a little displaced this week - not exactly sure why. But I blame my crazy dreams. Anyways, I guess I should write about something. Might make me feel not so mutant-y. Last Friday...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:58:00 GMT

Well this needs to be announced.

So, after much debate and tears, I have come to the realization that Lindsay AKA Hollywood and I are now lesbian lovers. Don't ask how this all occurred, especially with so much distance between the t...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:02:00 GMT

i get by with a little help from my friends!

Even if I don't know them! Example: a random text message conversation I experienced during work yesterday- Not me: Hey do you have jacob's number? I got my new phone but no numbers....:( Me: Which Ja...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:59:00 GMT

My own Christine.

Sherona is now this decade's Christine. She has claimed the death of a baby elk and proudly shows a shattered windshield, missing sideview mirror, and a scratched up window. Poor little furry animal d...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 19:01:00 GMT

I wish I was sleeping.

So right now I'm listening to the Kill Bill Vol. 1 soundtrack and I must say Nancy Sinatra's voice is nauseatingly pretty. Makes me feel calmer than I really am. It also reminds me of the college days...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 15:04:00 GMT