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About Me

I always figured I would be that one sucessful character left standing at the end of the movie in the most epic shot of all time. Hopefully I'm not one of those disposable side characters. You know... The kind that disappear too easily, usually because they're dead. Damn...

I'm kind of a big deal, but I don't love scotch.
"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure." Murphy.
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Clarke
"A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink." W.C. Fields.
"What if there were no hypothetical questions?" "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" George Carlin
When some loud braggart tries to put me down And says his school is great I tell him right away Now whats the matter buddy Ain't you heard of my school Its number one in the state
So be true to your school now Just like you would to your girl or guy Be true to your school now And let your colors fly Be true to your school
^^The only Beach Boys song I think I'll ever disagree with.

My Interests

Anything and everything. Mostly having a good time while laughing your ass off. Skateboarding, playing music, writing, pirating, being a national young leader, explosions, breaking guitars, windmills, crack dancing, dancing in general, swing dancing, thugin' it out in DC, being a congressman, blasting some Dre or Public Enemy(very occasionally. Ok. You got me, everyday), hitting my head on random objects, eating too.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that can positively impact my life.

Music:

Anyting that has a great rhythm. But I'll list a few of the many band's and artists I enjoy: The Who, The Misfits, Dr. Dre, Snoop, Bon Jovi, Foo Fighters, Metallica, Johnny Cash, ZZ Top, Elvis, Chuck Berry, Dick Dale, Bill Haley, The Ramones, The Beach Boys, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rush, The Doors, Slayer, Liquid Tension Experiment, & much more. Anything goes. You'll deffinately hear from me if I don't like what music is playing. ..

Movies:

I'm a George Lucas fan. I love Star Wars and Indiana Jones. Too bad Episode One sucked. As in my taste in music, I'll watch anything until it gives me a reason not to.

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Nip/Tuck, CNN, Fox News, and VH1 Classic. Venture Brothers Rules Everything.

Books:

Here's the last 3 books i've read on my own and the date they were read on: (1) Stephen Hawking's "A Brief History Of Time" - 02-15-04 (2) Tony Hawk's "Tony Hawk: Professional Skateboarder" - 10-11-01 (3) Gary Paulsen's "Hatchet" - Sometime back when i was in the fourth grade. My reason for telling you this, I don't enjoy books. I don't know why. But I do remember enjoying the "Hank The Cowdog" series. Good Books.

Heroes:

Jim Carrey, Pete Townshend, Keith Moon, John Entwistle, Roger Daltrey, RUSH, Ali, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Larry Bird, Michael Jordan, Glenn Danzig, WESLEY WILLIS, Bruce Campbell, Tony Hawk, Rodney Mullen, George Carlin, Dennis Leary, Mitch Hedberg

My Blog

As two of my favorite little people once said

For about 15 minutes straight,"Chugga Chugga Chugga WOO WOO!" - Aubrey and Shanel Each and every time the train's whistle blows, all I can really hear is it scream, "ADV...
Posted by DW on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 02:36:00 PST

If I did meth...

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Posted by DW on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:18:00 PST

So I'm not as fat anymore!

I probably sound like some gay guy with that title, but I did gain some weight due to our road trip with LLB. I went from weighing 180lbs. straight to 190-195lbs. all due to fast food. It sucked. So a...
Posted by DW on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:12:00 PST

1 entire year

Thank you Kathleen Marie Phillips for giving me such a fun time, a meaningful time, and my longest relationship ever. Here's to many more goodtimes, I love you darling. Tonight will be grand!
Posted by DW on Tue, 02 May 2006 03:39:00 PST

I need new sunglasses...

Seriously, I need a new pair of sunglasses. My old ones just don't cut it anymore. I mean, the color's perfect, the size of them are perfect, but it's just the fact that they're broken and I can'...
Posted by DW on Tue, 02 May 2006 03:37:00 PST

Ignorance has always been something I excel in.

Sorry to all those I upset, and to all those that are bothered by my inability to control my plans, or actions. Things have been busy, my mind has been slipping. I'll be doing what I can to do be...
Posted by DW on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:58:00 PST

I don't know why...

Why I feel this is the funniest thing I've seen in such a long time... http://www.crapville.com/video_holder.asp?ID=719 But it is. I also don't know why I'm lame enough to put this one here, bu...
Posted by DW on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 12:44:00 PST

Is it strange that I dreamed of a...

Is it strange that I dreamed of a nuclear attack on the US from some other country? Is it funny to think that such an event is completely possible? The answer to both of those is no. But is it stran...
Posted by DW on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 12:00:00 PST

I'm a man of many words.

Posted by DW on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 10:12:00 PST

Gin and Jones

Maybe a better equivalent than a certain gin and juice Mr. Snoop Doggy Dog made a classic. A few drinks have been consumed by my ever so "thirsty" body. More like sleep depri...
Posted by DW on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 11:48:00 PST