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The Rev. Dr. Mario

It's not so much do what you like as it is that you like what you do.

About Me

Singer/songwriter blah, blah, blah. I've been performing for blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, with such artists as Blah, Blah, blah, blah at Live 8 blah blah, Madison Square Garden, blah, blah, David Letterman & SNL, blah, blah blah commercials, blah, blah Ford, Pepsi, Chevrolet, Disney Blah, blah blah. Master of self promotion, blah.In my spare time...BLAAAAAAHHHH!!! blah. blah, blah.Occasional artistic farts can be found at: marioinchausti

My Interests

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Music:

Ha!! Right. Beatles (naturally), XTC, Jellyfish, Aimee Mann, Todd Rundgren, NIN, Bowie, Dukas, Ravel, Tchaikovsky, Bela Fleck, Peter Gabriel, Paul Simon, Kate Bush, Perez Prado, Carlos Vives.

Movies:

Anything by Tarantino. Also, almost everything by Terry Gilliam. Fearless, Scarface, the Big Lebowski, O, Brother Where Art Thou? Marx Brothers!!!!! Lost in Translation, Camelot, Sweeny Todd. Most Woody Allen pix.

Television:

YES!!! TV is the window to the world!! Everything means something, even the unwatchable crap. But, West Wing, 24, Chappelle & any reality show involving supermodels... good stuff.Goooooood stuff.And [adult swim]. Thank you, Jesus, for [adult swim].

Books:

Camus, Dumas, Dashiell Hammett, Tom Robbins, Ovid, all books on body language & related psychology, anything that uses computer programming as a metaphor for self-help. Amazing how all philosophies are dependent on the current technology for their language. Skeptic, Maxim! MacAddict, Popular Science, Wired. I never claimed not to be a geek.

My Blog

My new favorite song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FloQ0rPNKNU now it's yours, too....
Posted by The Rev. Dr. Mario on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:10:00 PST

A renewed faith in human nature

What have YOU done to help your fellow man? ..Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital...
Posted by The Rev. Dr. Mario on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:02:00 PST

*sigh*

Garbo's hurt. Apparently a disk in her spine exploded & she was paralyzed. I was up for two days straight finding a Dog Neurologist who could perform the necessary surgery. Fortunately, the procedu...
Posted by The Rev. Dr. Mario on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:55:00 PST

A tearful farewell...

I’m doing it. It’s long past time. I think I’m ready.I’m giving up fast food.There, I’ve said it. Whew! I feel different already. Adios, KFC!! Later, Arby’s!...
Posted by The Rev. Dr. Mario on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:44:00 PST

My niece is the most beautiful girl in the world

So quit procreating because it's been done to perfection. Right down to the very end when she gets bored with the whole thing. ...
Posted by The Rev. Dr. Mario on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 11:54:00 PST

trivia

I think VH-1 is the trailer park of cable. It is undoubtedly the music channel for people who loathe celebrities. Almost every show now is about some famous or once famous shmuck in some kind of tur...
Posted by The Rev. Dr. Mario on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:15:00 PST

See this before it’s yanked

This is Carlos Santana emoting. It's rapidly disappearing off all the sites so here's a little chuckle at Carlos' expense before it's gone.Heh, heh.Carlos Santana Shreds Add to My Profile...
Posted by The Rev. Dr. Mario on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:30:00 PST

A warm & fuzzy ode to my pets

Ordinarily, the individual that writes these things would never stoop to such an outrageous Interweb cliché as writing about his pets. He actually cares about what you think. I do not. I am the cat...
Posted by The Rev. Dr. Mario on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:44:00 PST

Things I don’t get

For your perusal: a list of things & people the appeal of which continue to elude me. If anyone understands why any of these exist & continue to work, please explain it to me. Use small words as I ...
Posted by The Rev. Dr. Mario on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:30:00 PST

While walking in the Nether-lands...

...I came across this curious little man. He sat weeping upon an enormous dungheap. Every now & then, he'd wave his arms around in a most peculiar manner & almost instantly, more feces & offal & oth...
Posted by The Rev. Dr. Mario on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 01:49:00 PST