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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

There are three kinds of people in the world; dicks, pussies, and assholes.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck the assholes of the world we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Rob Capone: A dick we can all appreciate!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mainly attractive women(ya'think?!), but anyone who wants to hang out and party is always cool in my book. Intellectual types make for better conversation than mongoloids, so a brain is a plus.

My Blog

Commander in Chief

According to recent surveys it seems that the good majority of Americans think that John McCain would make a better commander in chief than Barack Obama. They site his service in Vietnam and the years...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:08:00 GMT

Pope Ratzenburglar

I don't know about the rest of you, but I am sick and tired of the pope's holier than fucking thou attitude.
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:53:00 GMT

God Bless America...

Well, it's the 4th of July again, and that can only mean one thing.No, Benjamin Franklin is not going to swoop down from the heavens and bombard all the good American children with presents while his ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:55:00 GMT

Watch that fat fly!!!

Several major airlines have announced that they are going to start charging gastropods for a second seat if they cannot squeeze their expanse into one. This is causing quite a stir among the obese com...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:29:00 GMT

Things Could be Worse

It's bad when a man has children that he dosen't know about. It's worse when a woman has children that she dosen't know about. It's bad when you walk in on your lover in bed with your sibling. It...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 22:35:00 GMT

My poor uncle Schlomo

You know I feel kind of bad about my previous post, "Happy Birthday Hitler". Don't get me wrong, I feel no worse for what I wrote, than say John Mcain feels for what he's going to do to Barak Obama in...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 17:29:00 GMT

Current Events

Recently a local woman was sexually assualted at a Chevron gas station in Southern Florida. All I could think of was what a shame that it is that they have to share that kind of story on the evening n...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 17:21:00 GMT

I used to be a nihilist...

I used to be a nihilist. But, frankly I've stopped caring.
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:16:00 GMT

Happy Birthday Hitler!!!

Well, April 20th is coming up and we all know what that means. No, I don't mean getting really stoned. Well, I should clarify, I don't JUST mean getting really, really, unbelievably, incredibly, total...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:17:00 GMT

Ambush Make-over & The Today Show

I was watching the Today Show this morning while working out , as usual. And around 10am they did their Ambush Makeover segment...as usual. And some bimbo and fruit canvassed the crowd looking for pot...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:56:00 GMT