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About Me

What can I say... I'm a dreamlike cheese wheel. When I walk into a room, the light shines down upon me, and a chorus of angels sing. Well, at least it happens in my head. I'm a very easy going person, and usually very easy to get along with.The world is a dirty place, and I am the lemon-scented wet nap.Always remember that Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

God, My Grandpa Herb, David Gilmour, Quentin Tarintino, James Hetfield, Bill Murray, Dane Cook, Ronnie Dobbs, Chali 2na, and probably this guy because he has some of the sickest moves ever...

My Blog

Life Cut Short

I realized that life may never be taken for granted. And it's amazing what twists and turns it can take. You can be the happiest person, and living life to the fullest, when all of a sudden everythi...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 22:40:00 GMT

Higher Education?

I have spent the past 5 1/2 years of my life doing the whole "college" thing. Don't get me wrong, they have been some of the best years of my life, and I have met some of the most amazing people. But ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 21:11:00 GMT

Proving Guys Can Be Smarter Than You Think

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and w...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 14:40:00 GMT

How To Have Fun At Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 16:11:00 GMT