Looking Hard at His Lanyard |
I have long believed in the T.U.G. Here's yet more proof.
Posted by Lord Budgerigar on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:55:00 PST |
Wesley Snipes Trumps Electoral Holy Fuck"? |
Like manna from heaven, House seats are falling rather quickly into the DNC's lap--faster, even, than the weak and fevered beat of Denny "Hamhock" Hastert's terrified heart. And o!...
Posted by Lord Budgerigar on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:44:00 PST |
Found Art |
One summer, several years ago, I decided to forsake a real job. Instead, I chose to work at my father's law office and hoped to read novels all day. Although there wouldn't be...
Posted by Lord Budgerigar on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:51:00 PST |
Tight-Ass Biker Shorts |
This was an email I sent out to about 400 people on May 3, 2000, a good number of whom I didn't actually know. I was 20 years old.
Hello:Middle school days: Do you remember the time? Do you remember t...
Posted by Lord Budgerigar on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 06:13:00 PST |
Unendurable Subjection to the Routine |
If you carefully follow the stream of Iraq war images in the mainstream media, you can pick out shifts in tone or subject matter that offer their own insights into the situation 'on the ground.'
Th...
Posted by Lord Budgerigar on Tue, 16 May 2006 11:41:00 PST |
My Landlord the Semi-Psychotic Anarcho-Marxist |
Like some sort of ultra-simple, tardo-remix Lockean, I've been repeating this maxim for years: "The ownership of property corrupts, dude."
While the phrasing may be lacking, the me...
Posted by Lord Budgerigar on Tue, 09 May 2006 11:46:00 PST |
Music Notes (Eno/O.M.D./Behemoth) |
"On Some Faraway Beach" by Brian Eno
Given the chanceI'll die like a babyOn some far away beachWhen the season's over.
UnlikelyI'll be rememberedAs the tide brushes sand in my eyesI'll drift away.
Cas...
Posted by Lord Budgerigar on Fri, 05 May 2006 11:40:00 PST |
His Ponderous Ass Next to Mine |
Related note: best Overheard in New York post ever?
Tourist lady: Does this train go to 9/11?
Man: What?
Tourist lady: I want to see 9/11.
Man: You mean World Trade Center?
Tourist lady: No, I mean 9...
Posted by Lord Budgerigar on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:06:00 PST |
The Pogues and Pithy Paddy Shyte via HBO |
Along with my father, my Uncle Mike, and my cousins Joe and Mike, I took in the first New York show the Pogues have put on in 15 years. It was with the fully reconstituted band, so we had th...
Posted by Lord Budgerigar on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 02:16:00 PST |
Multi-Culti-Hard-On |
Did y'all see any of the stories regarding that NYPD Sergeant who foiled an attempted homocide on two cops in East New York? (That reminds me: what the fuck happened to Smoothe Da Hustler? W...
Posted by Lord Budgerigar on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:34:00 PST |
