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ozzy...

our lies are a series of irrelevant truths put together to save our asses..

About Me

an ex-foreign exchange student from the little country called Pakistan. "insert text here"

survey for the cool kids
have you ever?
showered in the dark: yea
eaten asparagus through your nose (?!): you can do that?
fallen off a bed: umm...when i was little..
gotten hit by a car: not yet...thankfully..
invented a holiday: hm..not lately..
eaten glue: i have a cousin who does that..does that count?
had a fight with your computer: yes..more than once..
ditched school to go to the park: actually more like the biryani place right across
had a bowl cut: no
created your own words and spoken them in front of strangers: yes....its amazing! :P
done 5 or more of the things on the "things to do in walmart" list: none..
climbed on a piece of furniture only to have it flip over on you: hahaha...yea during the 'daredevil' days
fought with anti-war protesters: no..im anti-war myself
given up on love: keep fluctuating...
told people that you are an eskimo at heart: no..
touched your shoulder with your toe: i wish
nearly broken a rib trying to touch your toe to your head: i still wish
drank straight from the slurpee machine at 7-11: tried. failed. got banned :P..
pretended to be a terroist on the phone in case your call was being traced: uhhhhhh.....the phone hung up on me when i mentioned the CIA by chance....freaky..
tried to eat plastic food: umm...no...
played i spy to bring back the good old days: all the time...
tripped going up a flight of stairs: more than once :D
sat on your roof: yup..back home i have..
made marshmallow people but couldn't eat them becuase they looked real: cant eat those...so havent played with em..
been pushed into a pool fully clothed: yes...in the middle of winter too...
cried when you watched bambi: i was too little to know what was goin on ..:P
told your sibling they smelled of goat: yes....and given the context im thinking..it was actually true..
told a solicter to go put their foot where the sun don't shine: naa...they're not worth the curses...
forced your boyfriend to watch 'the notebook' with you: i dunt have a boyfriend...im a guy..!!..
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth |||||||||||||| 56%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

reading,writing,movies,internet surfing,music,photography,sports,arguing,sleeping,eating.

I'd like to meet:

you....hell no im not that cheesy :P... hmm..lessee..... lincoln...hitler..einstein..chaplin..mozart...the person who created the Latin language so i can STRANGLE HIM...and umm........jennifer anniston :P..jolie...the creator of the Boondocks...and family guy..and the entire Cartoon Network Adult Swim team..

Music:

Nelly furtado, Nelly, Blink 182, Liquid lightning, Thrice, Trapt, Linkin park, Limp bizkit, POD, Rob Zombie, Nickelback, Crystal Method, Chemical Brothers, Polainer, Hypnotrancer, REM, Foo Fighters, Josh, Strings, Nirvana, Junoon, Mylo, My Chemical Romance, Natasha Beddingfield, Eminem, 50-cent, Bow Wow, Missy Elliot, Mariah Carey, Kelly Clarkson, Moby, Noori, Matisyahu, Lunatic Calm, Call, EP, Switchfoot, Enigma, Eurythmics, Hanz Zimmerman, Black Eyed Peas, Bally Sagoo, Beck, Coldplay, Eiffel 65, Yanni, The Matrix Soundtracks, The LOTR Soundtracks, The Kill Bill Soundtracks, The Gladiator Soundtrack, Evanescence, Seether, Gorillaz, Greenday, Gwen Stefani, Incubus, Jay-z, Jem, Kanye West, Outlandish, Aicha, Stereophonics, Overload, Red Tape, Paul Oakenfold, ATB, Paul Van Dyke, Aaron Van Buren, Papa Roach, Punjabi Mc, Puddle Of Mudd, Blur, Athlete, Travis, Keane, System Of a Down, Good Charlotte, Rage Against The Machine, Shaggy, Sean Paul, Sajid And Zeeshan, Staind, Suzanne Vega, Taking Back Sunday, Hawthorne Heights, The Verve, Weezer, Will Smith, Yellowcard, Tool, Timbaland, The Strokes, Rammstein, Papa Roach, Maroon 5, U2, Ub40, Outlandish, Feeder, Kaiser Chiefs, AC DC, Enya, Daniel Beddingfield, Daddy Yankee, Crossfade, Creed, Craig David, Busta Rhymes, Liguabe, Cabin Crew, Freeloaders.

Movies:

saving private ryan,armageddon,big mommas house,the entire harry potter series,the lotr series,kill bill, gladiator,the truman show,the matrix,behind enemy lines,italian job,american pie,scary movie, the da vinci code.

Television:

everybody loves raymond, house, that 70s show.

Books:

satanic verses - salman rushdie dan brown's novels, john grishams books,paulo coelho

Heroes:

chaplin,einstein,ahmad shabbar :P....actualy its a combination of a tonne of people..

My Blog

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Posted by ozzy... on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:41:00 PST

thats a wrap people...

2 days left people....i guess i can damn well call it a day and focus for once on getting back home....to minds that have already accepted the notion that ive changed to the point of being exiled back...
Posted by ozzy... on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:51:00 PST

best protest song ever.

The Fish Cheer & I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die RagCountry Joe McDonald Gimme an F! F!Gimme an I!I!Gimme an S!S!Gimme an H!H!What's that spell ?FISH!What's that spell ?FISH!What's that spell ?...
Posted by ozzy... on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:19:00 PST

terrorism and the perfect world.

Terrorism & The Perfect World: Related?Terrorism. A topic that can spark the greatest of arguments on definition and plans for containment. And yet not a single statement - and a clearly worded on...
Posted by ozzy... on Tue, 30 May 2006 04:03:00 PST