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PINK FLUFFY CUDDLE MONKEY

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SEX, DRUGS & ROCK N ROLL
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Name: Andy
Birthday: 25.08.81
Birthplace: Rochford
Current Location: In an office
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Ginger or red head you decide
Height: 5ft 9 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty but playing guitar has opened up a whole new world of left handed opporunities
Your Heritage: Eskimo
The Shoes You Wore Today: Big ass bouncy moon boots
Your Weakness: Ganja
Your Fears: Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Bbq
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A 30 yard scorcher for the Gooners. Giving up smoking
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hes so hot right now!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Toilet
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes or my ass
Your Bedtime: When im tired
Your Most Missed Memory: College. The good ol days
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac
Single or Group Dates: Single def
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Eh?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee coffee coffee
Do you Smoke: Oh yeah like a chimney
Do you Swear: Fuck yes
Do you Sing: Yes but not well
Do you Shower Daily: Yup gotta keep in clean
Have you Been in Love: Think so. Dunno
Do you want to go to College: I did
Do you want to get Married: Not to you no
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in the chosen one.
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeah it sucks.
Do you think you are Attractive: Do you?
Are you a Health Freak: Used to be until i discovered drink and drugs
Do you get along with your Parents: As much as is needed yeah.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not if im playing golf. Which i dont so yeah.
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar wanna ivent the electric Kazoo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup
In the past month have you Smoked: Yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yup
In the past month have you gone on a Date: If going out with my girlffreind counts, yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never tried it but i will cos im going to Japan this year.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Been swimming but they are a bit funny about swimming nude. Damn those prudes.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A couple of cigs from my mates without them knowing. Im such a bad ass
Ever been Drunk: Oh yeah
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah but you should see the other guy
Ever Shoplifted: Nicked a mars bar before does that count
How do you want to Die: Killed by a ninja...what a way to go :-)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An astronaught
What country would you most like to Visit: Afghanistan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: red, blonde, black, blue, green its all good.
Short or Long Hair: As long as its not too short
Height: Dont matter
Weight: Dont matter
Best Clothing Style: Scruffy, grungy, punky anything goes
Number of Drugs I have taken: Nictoine, valium, vikadin, marajuana ecstacy and alcohol...COCAIN
Number of CDs I own: hundreds
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None might get one if i can decide what to get and where.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Signing up to Myspace its taking over my life

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I'd like to meet:

A MUGGER COS I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY BACK TO THEM " I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY"WOULD LOVE TO LUNGE WILDLY AT THE POPE. ID RISK IT FOR A BISCUIT COS IM WILLING FOR A SHILLINANYBODY RANDOM FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME I WONT BITE, BUT I MIGHT SHOUT.
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You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
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You Are 68% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.

You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?You are 52% kinky

You are kinky. You are always up for trying something new in the bedroom... or wherever else you chose to.

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Sex
Favourite band
Your Suicide letter will say I hope this will happen to Bush
Your age when you kill yourself 45
your killing method pot
The number of people that will come to your Funeral 3541
The number of dollars your relatives will inherit $437,881.47
The number of people that will cry at the funeral - 71%

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Music:

ANYTHING WITH GUITARS, AND SOME WITHOUT CDS IN MY GLOVE BOX AT THE MO ARE:- BLOC PARTY, MUSE, SMASHING PUMPKINS, RADIOHEAD, QOTSA KYUSS RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, METALLICA, NIRVANA ROCK SOUND, ARTIC MONKEYS, BIFFY CLYRO, BILLY TALENT, NINE INCH NAILS, WESTLIFE, JIMMY HENDRIX, AND MANY MANY MORE THAT I CANT REMEMBERERERFree Myspace Pictures

Movies:

PORN. ANYTHING FUNNY. DODGEBALL, DUMB & DUMBER, ZOOLANDER, ANCHORMAN. MALLRATS. CLERKS ( ANY KEVIN SMITH FILMS)HORROR FILMS, ARMY OF DARKNESS, EVIL DEAD, SHAWN OF THE DEAD, DAWN OF THE DEAD, ZOMBIE FLESH EATERS YOU GET THE IDEASTAR WARS USED TO BE GOOD WHEN I WAS YOUNG.GETTING BORED OF THESE CANT BE ARSED MIGHT PUT MORE IN LATERKUNG FU FILMS ARE TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL "KEEYAR"

Television:

MTV, VH2 AND KERRANGREPEATS OF FRIENDS, TOP GEAR TAKESHI CASTLE (WAZZACK), SCRUBS AND THE KRYPTON FACTOR MIGHTY BOOSCH IS TOP OF THE POPS AT THE MO GREEN WING HAS JUST ENTERED MY LIFE, CANT MISS IT.

Books:

I'VE GOT A FEW YEAH

Heroes:

SPIDERMAN HES SO HOT RIGHT NOW

My Blog

Being paid to sit on my ass!!

So i was off sick Tues & Weds...and im gonna be paid for those two days off watchin tv. You gotta love it really aint ya
Posted by PINK FLUFFY CUDDLE MONKEY on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:37:00 PST

Chicken Rex

By Julie Steenhuysen CHICAGO (Reuters) - Tiny bits of protein extracted from a 68-million-year-old dinosaur bone have given scientists the first genetic proof that the mighty Tyrannosaurus rex is a di...
Posted by PINK FLUFFY CUDDLE MONKEY on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:59:00 PST

A good day and and not so good day!!

Bad times... Ok so this day aint going so well so far...i have a few job interviews to attend. I wake up to iron some suff to make my self look presentable (thats a struggle in itself. Not ironing but...
Posted by PINK FLUFFY CUDDLE MONKEY on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 05:46:00 PST

Anybody wanna buy a guitar??

im skint and im selling one of my guitars and a amp!! If you fancy buying a black Jackson Warrior guitar with EMG pickups with a hard case let me know. I paid £ 800 for it. Serious offers will be...
Posted by PINK FLUFFY CUDDLE MONKEY on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 05:34:00 PST

My cuntin car!!! BANG!!!

I own a 10 year old chaved up Ford Fiesta. I have my younger bro to thank for the alloy wheels, lowered supension (i hate speed bumps lol) phat ass stereo etc. Anyway boxing day came and i had to driv...
Posted by PINK FLUFFY CUDDLE MONKEY on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:03:00 PST

FREEDOM!!!!

So, after almost a year i am once again a single guy. For how long, time will only tell. This friday i thought to myself what the fuck am i doin, im 25 and need to get back into the datin ga...
Posted by PINK FLUFFY CUDDLE MONKEY on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:18:00 PST

My last day

Yeehaa!! today is the day, my last day of all days at this hell hole called Hellmann Worldwide Logistics. No longer will i get to introduce myself on the audio telephonic device as Andy from Hell-man....
Posted by PINK FLUFFY CUDDLE MONKEY on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:25:00 PST

A guide to poo part ii

How to Poop at Work We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherw...
Posted by PINK FLUFFY CUDDLE MONKEY on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 08:51:00 PST

FUCK!!!!!!! JUST DROPPED MY PHONE DOWN THE CUNTIN TOILET!!!

BOLLOCKS, SHIT, FUCK, BOLLOCKS, BOLLOCKS CUNT!!!!!   Just finished doing my business and someone texted me so i read my message and dropped in down the bog. Ive taken it apart and dried got most ...
Posted by PINK FLUFFY CUDDLE MONKEY on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:35:00 PST

A guide to poo

I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more fiber.....The Perfect DumpEve...
Posted by PINK FLUFFY CUDDLE MONKEY on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:01:00 PST