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Edgar

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I have nothing important to say at the moment. No startling insights. Nothing that provides rapturous clarity into my being. And certainly nothing funny. Except for glockenspiels. Glockenspiels are always funny. So are Germans.Good: Dogs, travel, cuisine tasting, cooler temperatures, letting it go / letting it fly, tooth-rattling music, zephyr on a hot day, salsa, air conditioning, clown porn, sense of humor, timing, erleichda, you. This is all subject to change without notice.Bad: Cats, celebrity culture, religious zealots, paper cuts, our current administration, confessionals, self-importance, you. This is all subject to change without notice.www.UtmostEdgar.com.edgars.yelp.com.ALL PROFESSIONAL PHOTOS BY FELLE PHOTOGRAPHY. Please, check her out, she's in my friends section and is the best. I can't say enough about her. Go.

My Interests

Theatre, Movies, Music, Friends, Life In General, the occasional 10K

I'd like to meet:

You. All of you.Bonus points if you can name the song in the headline.

Music:

Death By Stereo, H.A.M.N., Clint, Dead Center, Neil Finn, Liz Phair, R.E.M., Coldplay, Foo Fighters, Neil Young, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Neil Diamond, Pearl Jam, The Thorns, The The, Crowded House, U2, The Darkness, Prince, Refused, John Mayer, Tony Orlando & Dawn, Rush, Perfect Circle, The Eagles, Elton John, The International Noise Conspiracy, Duran Duran, Nellie McKay, System Of A Down, Green Day, The Arcade Fire, Hank Williams III, The Black Crowes

Movies:

Fight Club, Alien(s), Blazing Saddles, Fearless, Zero Effect, It's A Wonderful Life, Starman, Airplane, The Professional, Star Trek II, Pi, Requiem For A Dream, Princess Bride, Back To The Future, Amadeus, Three Kings, Lost In Translation, Beautiful Girls, Bad Santa, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Moulin Rouge, The Ice Storm, The Thomas Crown Affair (Remake), About A Boy, Notting Hill, Heat, Collateral, Matrix, Alfie (Remake), Napolean Dynamite, Man On The Moon, Little Miss Sunshine

Television:

That's Cat, 24, The Daily Show, 60 Minutes, Voyager, Enterprise, Twin Peaks, Cheers, Soap, Ren And Stimpy, Reno 911, Kung Fu, Family Guy, News Radio, The Greatest American Hero, Best Week Ever, Chappelle Show, Battlestar Galactica, Lost, Millennium, The Riches

Books:

The Fountainhead, Jitterbug Perfume, Still Life With Woodpecker, Ishmael, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Watchmen, Illusions, Arrow To The Sun, Hamlet, Maus, The Elegant Universe, The Handmaid's Tale, Lies My Teacher Told Me, Archy And Mehitabel

Heroes:

My brother, my mother, my father

My Blog

My Big Break

If only I'd known it could be so easy. I promise to remember all of you little people now that I've finally figured out the secret to breaking in to Hollywood, getting my foot in the door and hitting ...
Posted by Edgar on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 05:53:00 PST

Sex Jokes

I get a lot of jokes sent to me, and these are some of the best I’ve received. Enjoy.----- A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman...
Posted by Edgar on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:58:00 PST

Hollywood Pools III

"Do you miss us?" It was a painful question, for her. Awkward for me. She looked up at me with those famous eyes of hers, and her even more famous, fire-engine red lips were parted, with a hint of ...
Posted by Edgar on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:59:00 PST

How To, Part I

This is a new, irregularly recurring series in my blogs, aimed at helping people with everyday problems they may face. I encourage all my readers to ask questions and leave comments, which I will be s...
Posted by Edgar on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 06:29:00 PST

Things I Hate, Volume 2

1. "I voted" stickers. What a fantastic, passive-aggressive way of showing people that you think you're better than they are because you've fulfilled a civic duty. Guess what? Nobody likes you on that...
Posted by Edgar on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:41:00 PST

Tasty Vegetarian Lunch

I had to attend a conference with about five hundred other collegues, at a conference and meeting center that is well-known in The Valley. The servers were delivering plates with open-faced chicken sa...
Posted by Edgar on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:53:00 PST

Golden

I'm currently working on a project that requires me to go in and out of theproduction office. In this office is a woman, let's call her Rebecca, whoeveryone regards as 'weird,' to say the least. Today...
Posted by Edgar on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:20:00 PST

Down In Front

I went to a screening of "The Bourne Ultimatum" yesterday, at the Pacific Design Theatre in Los Angeles. The movie, by the way, is a great ride and a perfect ending to the trilogy. But that's not what...
Posted by Edgar on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 06:59:00 PST

Fresh!

I run 10K several times a week, on a trail that is rather steep. This week, I ran at two in the afternoon in humidity and heat. After this particular run, I was drenched in sweat and really needing wa...
Posted by Edgar on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:55:00 PST

Permanent Wet Cement

I was at Grauman's Chinese Theatre, taking my mother to see the hand and shoe prints of the stars. As you approach the theatre, walking on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, you are slammed against waves of ...
Posted by Edgar on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 09:49:00 PST