About Me
To watch 2 minute videos of me answering smart-alecky liberals go to my website www.askarepublican.comHmmm. What can I say about myself? I've had the same haircut since seventh grade. Same goes for my worldview.I'm comfortable around a variety of folks, from upper-class to upper-middle-class. I enjoy shaking hands and looking folks in the eye. Especially if I'm wearing cologne.I'm proud of my tenure as CEO of Ohio Petroleum & Synthetics. I don't regret my cost-saving measures. I dumped into the river because there was a drought. I was raising the level of the river out of patriotism. I still don't believe those chemicals hurt anyone. I was forced to resign because of overly-litigous lawyers representing the hysterical mothers of a few very, very, slightly deformed babies.I'm enjoying my newest challenge. I live in West Hollywood California, and I"m going to turn this blue state red! You just watch me!
