"there's a greased goose on the loose" - dat's who!
"My Grandma would have encouraged you to strap a piece of bacon to your chest, or make a vest from brown paper and goose grease (I can actually remember having to be rubbed with goose grease, and it smelled terrible)."
"Prosperity included an automobile. The whole family went driving on Sunday. They always got lost and Granny would have to get them back home. This talent was called “a bump of directionâ€. Granny had a bump of direction. The term comes from phrenology, the “science†of determining character from the bumps on the head. A bump of direction would be the knob that indicated the ability to determine what direction to take in a maze. And Granny had that bump. What a double message was there. Granny made fun of people who believed the untrue (phrenology) and she laughed at them for their foolishness. But she used their terminology."