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Oh my gosh, today was so funny at uni as my tutor called me first "lady with the hippy headband" and it wasnt even a headband it was a shoelace... in my hair, than he renamed me Miss 1960's which is unfair as i do not look hippyish at all! and then i just got in trouble for talking too loudly in the library( but what happened next?? did i get kicked out? did i get yelled at? or did the lady just give me an evil glare and tell me to be quiet? YOU choose the next part of the story because I’m ALL about the peoples choice. Okay. ____________________________________________________________ _______________________OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot, when I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself. So I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw." So I did. And then he gets all indignant on me. He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic." Well, that's just great, how was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud. Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy, so what's he complaining about? ____________________________________________________________ _______________________- So the moral of that story is that Marty was an EMO and too LAZY to cut of his own arms and legs to get out of doing any hard work in his life. The end... ____________________________________________________________ _______________________Ah the INTERNET is the SHIT isn't it just? I would have sex with the internet... i would have the internets babies if i was able and that way inclined. ____________________________________________________________ _______________________Oh my GOSH, we have THE funniest theological tutor ever!! He even called jesus a faggy fag (those were his EXACT words) and he is just so funny. He looks like the kind of man who eats small children... hmm even maybe large children, with a side of cake. ____________________________________________________________ _______________________HEY THATS MY PENCIL... well it is, i will pick it up myself okay, i want to play a game... is that so hard to believe? My FAVOURITE game of all times including the 1986 period of dry war times... is CLUDO... i love it so much, maybe because i always win, and i like winning... dont challenge me on that though cause i might not win ____________________________________________________________ _______________________I LOVE ORANGE FLAVOURED PRIMAS and... other junk hot layouts | socomments.com+ + + + + + + + + Click here to get Falling Objects + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +

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