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About Me

I write, sometimes. I usually don't. It can be fun. It's usually not. Somebody told me I should do that one day, be a writer, then I didn't know what else to do. Sigh. If only I wrote poetry, then the ladies would dig it.I read. Books mostly, sometimes signs as I drive. That's important. Reading signs.I sleep sometimes. But not usually. At least not at the usual times. Sleep is the opiate of the masses (literally or figuratively, take your pick). If you really want to start revolutionizing outside the box, try sleeping in the shower. I don't, but one time I did. I woke up and thought I was drowning. I'm sure it'd work out a lot better for somebody else. But not this guy.I think I'll be alone for a bit. Not that wussy 'nobody likes me' I'm being a bitch kind of alone. The 'I'm not really comfortable seeing anybody naked right now' kind of alone. That scene is dead. But I'm still restless.I live life looking for the 'red flags'. The "She has to shave her face? That's a red flag." kind of red flag. It breeds fear, not unlike the banjo song from Deliverance in a dark room with heavy breathing from an unknown source. I know, you aren't supposed to live like that. I do anyway.I spend large spans of time thinking about how Futurama is applicable to my life. Particularly in quote form."Perhaps it's your outlook that need a good bend, a ninety degree bend to a place where happiness is perpendicular to wonderment."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who can use 'esoteric' correctly in a sentence.

My Blog

On my dumb writing, you dumb jerks.

I am not a very good writer. In its stead, I would consider myself an adequate orator. People that have any grandiose ideas about anything I’ve ever said on paper likely have come to those concl...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 19:39:00 GMT

For a good time: Craigslist Personals!

My guilty pleasure of late has been Craigslist personal ads. What a time those things are. After I make the futile effort to find a freelance writing job on Craigslist, I always head on over the perso...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:53:00 GMT

The Politico

Let's talk about politics. Maybe in not the way you're expecting, but an adventure down the rabbit hole none-the-less. As I write this line, I only have one goal in regards to what I want to say, and ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:33:00 GMT

A list, In regards to life (a mixed review)

This was originally supposed to be a little funny, but it didn't go that way particularly well... there's a few typos, but I'll probably catch some of those eventually. Yes. I'm angry and unhappy, it'...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:17:00 GMT

The only thing there is, is fear itself.

A bit unedited. Perfectly candid. I'm often asked what I write when I have no intention of people reading it. This is about the sum of it. Why post this one? I don't really have to hand write them any...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:24:00 GMT

Scary and Hilarious!

Like a hug from an evil clown.http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_ fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/Now. I realize that hey... some of this stuff is maybe not even real. Because I ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 22:42:00 GMT

White God is not amused!

Jamie Lynn, Britney Spears' idiot 16 year old sister is pregnant. With some guy she met 'at church' And good news; she's keeping the baby. Here's my opinion on it friends. You can't be a good 16 year ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 20:06:00 GMT

Im in the business of misery

I'm not going to edit or proof-read this. I'll just end up deleting it. And I need to stop doing that. So my apologies if it doesn't flow well. Also grammar and spelling are rarely my infallible quali...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:28:00 GMT

Just talking. Because I havent seen anybody today.

Spent a lot of time reading for school today. Okay, not a lot. Barely any at all, but then I read stuff that actually has some sort of entertaining merit.I also cleaned! Waaay cleaned. My immediate v...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:28:00 GMT

The zombies are coming, and our only hope? Robots.

m writing a paper about how robots don't have souls. And won't understand how they took over the world with their laser beams and jet packs(I thought up that part). They'll understand. And they will b...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:08:00 GMT