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LJ

I Haven't Been That Scared Since Mother Theresa OD'ed In My Car!

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My Blog

Chuck THIS!

Voila, pour votre amusement. (Note: i spent some time highlighting the ones i appreciate the most... however as i am not Chuck Norris... i was unable to complete such a mammoth feat and read them...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:25:00 GMT

Get anything from the Easter Bunny? Yeah! The opportunity to fire up for a huge bender!

6.43am:I have hereby come to the conclusion that excessive cocktail consumption and stellar company combined are the perfect recipe for success when it comes to having a killer night out.Who woul...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 15:38:00 GMT

Quality of free-to-air television plummets as youth suicide rates skyrocket. Co-incidence?

OdotK. What the fuck is with Wednesday night television? Commercial TV has officially plummeted to all new lows. Playing BorderPatrol, The Footy Show and Sports Tonight simultaneously? It's like they ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:05:00 GMT

It's probably Bird Flu....

Hee! Slept through uni today. I pwn. Woke up, hit the pharmacy with Matt to find a fix for this bitch of a body. Damn my immune system, damn it to hell! How dare it collapse in the face of ye old comm...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 07:38:00 GMT