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About Me

I'm, uh, Butt-head. Uh, like, everybody around here knows me. They're like, there's that cool dude again. Butt-head or something. Like if we had voting in this country, I would get erected as president of cool. But like, they only vote in Russia or something. That's okay, though, because I'm like the underficial president of cool already. Me and Dave Mustaine and the guys from Gwar. Beavis, he's like the first lady or something huh-huh huh-huh.
That was cool.
Heh-heh. I'm Beavis, and like, if you can't deal with it, I'll like kick you in the nads heh-heh. My hobbies are like, taking out a whole Marine division with my bare hands, and like, watching TV heh-heh. Yea. I'm Beavis.
Thank you drive-thru.

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Male
16 years old
Highland,
TEXAS
United States

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Chicks huh-huh.
Yea heh-heh. Chicks to do it with us.
Yeah, really. So, like, don't be afraid to come to Big Daddy Butt-head.
Yea, yeah, me too heh-heh.
And if you're like a dude, uh, you could go to Beavis's place. His mom's a slut huh-huh.
Yea heh-heh m heh-heh. I mean... Shutup bunghole! Besides, these guys might know chicks and like, places to party.
Whoa, uh Beavis, that's a pretty good idea huh-huh.
Yea. Like, don't undermasterbate my intelligents or something heh-heh.Vol. 3: It rules!

My Blog

The Day I Got Free Nachos

It was, you know, like any other day. I took some nachos up to the counter at Maxi-Mart. But then the clerk guy said, "Just take 'em. Go!" I was like, "No way. This is the greatest day ever." And the ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Sep 2009 18:25:00 GMT

Mike Judge's recent mentioning of Beavis and Butt-head

Hey, you guys!This is Stewart here telling everyone about an update on our guys, Beavis and Butt-head coming straight from Mr. Mike Judge mentioned on The Animation Show's myspace! An animation ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 16:21:00 GMT

Excuses That, Like, Work

Uhm excuses are like these things you use to get out of stuff, heh-heh. It's like money, except they don't buy nachos, they just buy time. And like, you can't wait for Stewart before school and take h...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 15:32:00 GMT

New Mike Judge Film, Idiocracy

Hey, you guys! This is Stewart telling you to checkout Mike Judge's new film, Idiocracy. Repost!! It should be swell fun!!! :j - Stewart "Private Joe Bowers, the definition of 'average American', is ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 15:51:00 GMT

Beavis is a dumbass huh-huh

Check it out, Beavis is a dumbass huh-huh. Highland High SchoolProgress Report Pupils name: Beavis Grade: 10 AttendenceDays absent:Days tardy: 47 Mathematics: F History: F Science: F English: F Phys...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 22:20:00 GMT

cooking is cool

Nuculer Nachos nuculer device or like atomic particalsgunpowder or somethingnacho sauce Cover your nuculer device in the nachosauce. Then throw the gunpowder on soit sticks. Then throw a match and ru...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 16:21:00 GMT

If you get wood at school...

Beavis sez:If you get wood at school, heh-heh, tell your teacher you got a period and you have to go to the nurse
Posted by on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 15:56:00 GMT

The Worst Things in Life Are Free

Some people say, "the best things in life are free."They're probably the same buttcracks who also say"buy one get one free" and yell "Freebird!" at concerts. A kick in the nads, school, Free Willy ---...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 17:47:00 GMT

Feeling Good

When youre sitting around, and thinking that life sucks, youre probably right. But usually theres something you can do to make yourself feel good, heh-heh. Unless you just did it, heh-heh. Then yo...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 19:41:00 GMT

Guarenteed Effective Pickup Lines

Uh, Hey baby. Uh, do you like come here often huh-huh.I said "come". You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other'slife or whatever. Uh, like let's drop...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 20:13:00 GMT