Uncle Aaron

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Hi everybody! (*background* Hi Dr. Nick!) Whoa, that was weird.
A friend asked me one time, "hey man, you wanna go to a Smokies' game?". I looked at him and said, "no thanks I have better things to do." Apparently he didn't understand. He asked me what was better than going to a Smokies' game. I simply looked at him and replied, "Wellllll, I could dig my constipated dog's butt out with a spoon, or I could clean my bathroom floor with my tongue, or I could dig up my neighbor's grass while he wasn't home so when he got back he would say, 'hmm..that's funny, I had grass when I left'. Pick one of those." I'm not a baseball fan. I'm tired of people saying that baseball is the great American sport. Come on. You can't honestly think that. Cheerleading is a better sport than baseball. I mean, think about it. A bunch of girls in those little cheerleading outfits dancing austintatiously, what's more American that? Baseball sure as heck isn't. I'd rather throw a girl in the air than try to hit a ball flying at me at 100+ mph with a little wooden stick anyday. Not only is it coming at you that fast, but it curves, and sinks, and spins in funky ways that cause it to shoot in all sorts of directions, making it impossible to predict where it's going. Who watches it anyway? The only thing baseball is good for is sunflower seed sales. And seriously, sunflower seeds aren't even that good. I mean, if you have to have something in your mouth, why not chew on a Gobstopper? Honestly, why not have something tasty while you're playing such a dull sport. Baseball is like a nerd with an overactive growth plate. It's long, boring, and doesn't involve a lot of scoring.
Sorry, that was an unnecessary comedy sketch. Hopefully, if you got anything from it, you understand now that I'm an easy going guy who enjoys humor. My name is Aaron. I try to love everything like God wants, but it's not so easy all the time. I love to make people smile. That's normally what I work on everyday. I am currently enrolled at the University of Tennessee at Knoxville, where I plan on majoring in Journalism and Electronic Media and someday work for ESPN as a sports analyst of some kind. I work at a country music radio station, WECO, here in Wartburg. That's somewhat ironic because I'm anything but a country music fan. I have a beautiful wonderful girlfriend named Kelli. If you have any questions to or about her, she can probably do a better job answering them than me, so go down to my friends list...she's # 1, not only in my heart, but on my friends list as well. Well, if you have any questions pertaining to anything not discussed right here, then you can message me. I enjoy getting messages from people that aren't trying to advertise for pornographic websites :).

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