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Terry

Gah!

About Me

Who am I? The horrible future that awaits all you future college graduates. I'm the living proof that any major that you choose will never be related to your field of work. I've become another cog in the machine of an unloving organization focused on nothing more than crushing you under the rule of its thumb. A soldier of Governor Arnold's army, continuing to dazzle the masses with the awesome greatness of Kindergarden Cop quotes and Maria Shriver photo ops.Sure, I used to have silly things like...hope, dreams, ambition. Stupid things like that. Now I have the glare of a computer screen and the bickering of middle-aged co-workers who've been through this routine far longer than me to keep me company.People used to say I was a nice, well-adjusted young man. Someone who was going places! An Azn who wasn't good at math that could still succeed in life! The type of guy that they'd love to marry off their daughter to(Poor girl...), but now they just look at me with my bloodshot eyes and the poorly knoted necktie and ask me "Rough day on the job?"I could've been an accountant, a lawyer, a mailman, that guy that wipes your windshield whenever you stop to fill-up at the gas station...but I soldout. I gave into the almighty dollar and I've become that corporate businessman that haunts all your dreams.It's true. Big Brother IS watching. The Man IS out to get you. And people really should stay in school.Don't believe me?Just wait until I see you in that empty cubicle next to me. :-D

My Interests

Golf(It's an asian thing), checking out mail-order brides online(The family name shall live on!), speaking in non-sequiturs, minding my own damn business, living with a satisfied mind, pinching pennies, persecuting others, casting the first stone, searching for the perfect brownie(Like I said before...I will MARRY the woman who will bake me some brownies), pirating stuff(I'm Chinese damnit), living off amazing feats accomplished long ago, and living vicariously through others.

I'd like to meet:

Where are these people???From left to right: Eric, Tae, Hahn, Itzel, Yelena("The Wife"...not to be confused with "Wifey"), that handsome bastard Terry, Igor, Kenet, and Vlad.Any information about the whereabouts of any of these people would be greatly appreciated. Probably. Maybe. Okay...not really.Someday...we'll meet again. Maybe. lol

Music:

I enjoy the high-pitched screams of squeaky voiced Japanese voice actresses in despair...that, and bad 80's music. You can never have enough REO Speedwagon.

Movies:

Japanese surrealist pieces involving girls in kimonos shooting their would-be twelve year old female lover/assassin who's under the control of their would-be thirty-something year old lover/assassin.

Television:

Ugly Betty.What? Don't look at me like that!

Books:

I assure you, it's legal for me to be in possession of the filth and vulgarity that I read. Besides, there's nothing wrong with the LA Times!

Heroes:

Eric Perez. That dude's the wind beneath my wings, people. And if having him as a hero is wrong, then I don't wanna be right!PIMP!Sometimes, I wish I was him. Sleep whenever the hell you feel like, headbutt people if they piss you off without fear of retaliation, run around the house naked if it suits your fancy, get girls to go wild over you upon sight, and hog your uncle's bed cause he's foolish enough to leave it alone when he goes to work. To be three again...

My Blog

Going into seclusion

Holy crap, it's almost May. And I realize I've accomplished absolutely freakin' nothing this year. Therefore...I'm going into hiding and...ummm... ...accomplishing things. . See you in a m...
Posted by Terry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy happy joy joy

"He's almost TOO good-looking. That would probably be my only deterrent to pursuing a relationship." -Natalie Portman Despite my computer being the epitome of suck, I'm in quite the jolly mood toda...
Posted by Terry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

February in photos...

My weekend turned out to be...nothing, really. What'd I do all weekend? Drove around, mostly. With all my friends pre-occupied with...stuff, I had nothing better to do. Heck, and thinking deep thought...
Posted by Terry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I think I'm in love

You...complete me.
Posted by Terry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How depressing...

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. ...the rain in Los Angeles leaks mainly through my roof. It's been about five days since I've seen sunlight. FIVE. Physically fit male of twenty-two ...
Posted by Terry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Merry X-mas, you bastards

Just like the title says...Merry Christmas. I'm not crazy about the gift-giving(well, a certain someone deserves presents more than others...you know who you are), I'm not exactly in love with the...
Posted by Terry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thanksgiving...aka Terry writes something not bitter or cynical for once

It's that time of the year again, where everyone can get back to their loved ones and reflect a little on all the little things they're thankful for. A little self-introspection every now and then put...
Posted by Terry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ummm...yeah.

Blah...just go here. I'm far too lazy to write more than one blog: http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=juebetcha
Posted by Terry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST