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Zac - Cocksman Extraordinaire

I'd hit it... No questions asked.

About Me

Sup bitchesssssssssss im Zaaaacccccc!! You can message me on AIM = imahardcamelI do some of the stupidest shit ever like wrapping saran wrap around my head so i can breath under water. Skitching on the back of a car going 30 down a hill and jumping off the long board causing mutilation of my soul or using a surfboard leash tied to a bike and strapping it onto my leg and being pulled by a bike only to be dragged down asphalt. When I was younger I used to breath in car exhaust thinking it would turn me into smoke from mortal kombat.. still try it but it never works :( Now that I think about it I am the fucking man cause I have boned the lowest, grommiest bus station skanks to the most sophisticated, high class bus station skanks... I also take steroids and peel the flesh off young children and sautee it in black tar heroin

My Interests

We're pretty much mainstream.. we just don't fuck around

I'd like to meet:

Tucker Max.. that's it. That guy is the fucking man.

Music:

Underground Countryxcore

Movies:

Anything from Boondock Saints to The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Television:

A lot of comedy central...

Books:

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

Heroes:

Not many living, but I consider myself one due to the impact I have on the world daily. Tucker Max is also a huge hero of mine.