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Jeremy

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IM STRAIGHT OUT OF CUBA...IM GONNA TELL YA A STORY...I MET A GIRL...SHE WAS A HO FO SHO...NOT ONLY WAS SHE A HO FO SHO,SHE WAS A LITTLE HO FO SHO...FROM THE START I KNEW SHE DEFINATELY WANTED TO GET ALL UP ON IT...SO I LET HER(SCORE)...SO WE WENT TO DA CLUB AND PARTIED LIKE A ROCK STAR...UNFORTUNATELY SHE WAS A GOLDDIGGER...SO I WENT TO DA BANK...NOW IM DOE BOY,DOE,DOE,DOE BOY FRESH.ON THE WAY HOME THE COPPERS WAS TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' DIRTY...SO I DROPPED IT LIKE IT WAS HOT...I GOT AWAY FROM THE 5-0...MET ANOTHER GIRL...I COULD TELL RIGHT AWAY SHE WAS A RIOT MAKER...AND THAT MADE ME HORNY (OH ME SO HORNY, OH, OH ME SO HORNY) (ME LOVE HER LONG TIME) THE FIRST QUESTION I ASKED HER WAS, CAN I BUY U A DRANK.(SHE SAID IM GONNA' TAKE YOU HOME WITH ME) WE IN THE BED LIKE OOH, OOH,OOH.NOW WE WAS REALLY JOCKIN' OUT...I BROKE IT OFF WIT DA HO...FOUND A NEW GIRL...I CREPT UP BEHIND HER TOLD HER IT WAS TIME TO LET A PLAYA' LIKE ME GET IN THAT V@G!NA...I KNEW I COULDNT GO TO THE DOUGHNUT SHOP...SO I TOOK HER TO THA CANDY SHOP...I COULD TELL SHE WANTED TO LICK THE LOLLY POP...THAT NIGHT I TOLD HER THAT I WAS IN LOVE WIT A STRIPPA...SHE TOLD ME SHE HAD 99 PROBLEMS BUT A B!T@H AINT ONE.I TOLD HER WHAT IVE DONE.THATS ALL.