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Darshan

I like smoked sausage

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Brian Dube

Music:

Englebert Humperdink, Falco, New Edition, Crass, The Exploited, Nekromantix, David Bowie, The Adicts, Subhumans, Stray Cats, Men At Work, Simon & Garfunkle, Oi Polloi, The Foods, Diana Ross, The Casualties, The Germs, The Virus, Frank Sinatra, Bad Brains, Black Flag, The Doodlebops, The Unseen, Minor Theat, Queen, The Devotchkas, The Bandits, Suicidal Tendencies, Aus-Rotten, Homesick Abortions. The Defects, B52's, Agnostic Front, The Specials, Ween, Lower Class Brats. And Counting Crows as long as they don't put out any orignal songs.

Movies:

Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Trainspotting, Snatch, Guys and Dolls, Pulp Fiction. Fight Club, Reseviour Dogs, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Zoolander, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Freddy Got Fingered, All Indiana Jones, Oceans Eleven, Batman Returns, Return of the Living Dead, A History of The World, Kill Bill 1, Billy Madison, The Village, Equilibrium, Newsies.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Daily Show, Family Guy, Upright Citizens Brigade, CSI, Greg the Bunny, Chappelle Show, Recess, Daria,

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Oedipus the King, Catcher in the Rye, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, Big Trouble, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Real Ultimate Power. All Carl Hiassen... and anything dystopian.

Heroes:

Batman,Ghandi,Greg Lugayness

My Blog

Sun

The dead religions were right. The sun is God. It can touch us, but we can never touch it.
Posted by Darshan on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:18:00 PST

Contest

Goodnight moon...good fucking book. Proportionately proportionate to literature by Chuck Palahniuk. Good night Myspace? Not so much. Why the fuck do people leave bullitens reading "Goodnight" leaving ...
Posted by Darshan on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 12:00:00 PST

Curious Poop and the Posman in the Yellow Dildo

Curious George is fairly upsetting to me. I mean it's a monkey who gets into trouble. Well no shit! The man in the yellow hats just going to leave a fucking monkey around and expect him to behave. Fuc...
Posted by Darshan on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 02:25:00 PST

Unacceptable

John Lennon played guitar and sang for The Beatles, quite possibly the most well recognized and un-piece-of-shit band of the century. In addition, John Lennon was basically the front man of The Beatle...
Posted by Darshan on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:01:00 PST

Dildo Baggins

Suicide is for pussys. The good stay on till they're assassinated.
Posted by Darshan on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 02:01:00 PST

Testicular Cancer

That title was mostly to get people to look here. I apologize if it offended you. But whats more offensive, the commercial made by Nike depicting Lance Armstrong publicly announcing his testicular can...
Posted by Darshan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Click my boobs to see me stick a shampoo bottle up my ass

Myspace.com is like going to a party and seeing a bunch of people you know, but don't want to talk to. One of the mood selections is "drunk". What kind of penis face is so proud of being drunk that t...
Posted by Darshan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST