Job VonBludd profile picture

Job VonBludd

I will violate you; you will thank me.

About Me

"...Let me tell ya a story bout Job The Perv,
he's a reel sikk f*ck, or have you heard?
He'll f*ck your Gramma's swollen *ss,
and slash her t*t's with broken glass.

/He's got a thing for pleasure;
He's got a thing for pain;
The words of Satus
have driven him insaaayne...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/Let me tell ya a story bout pervert Joe,
The sikkest f*ck you'll ever know;
He'll kyll yer family, f*ck 'em dead,
then drink his Jizzzz from their severed hedds.

/He's got a thing for pleasure;
He's got a thing for pain;
The words of Satus
Have driven him insaaayne...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

that's the song my older brother Peter wrote about me. It's not some bullshit shit, it's documentary style shit. I'm for real. I live this life.

My Interests

Horses, Satus, Jesan, The endless Rumspringa, fucking and fucking shit up.

I'd like to meet:

Sluts who dig horses

Music:

http://www.reptilianrecords.com/reptilian/amish.html

Movies:

The Devils Playground. A fine documentary on the joys and pains of Rumspringa. Crazy speed shooting Amish.

Books:

The Book of Satus, The Jesanomicon, Horses Magazine, Equestrian Weekly, Hustler, Swank and all that cheap ghetto porno shit that comes in packs of 3.

Heroes:

Satus, Jesan, David Brimstone, Peter Sr. and Peter Jr., all my Amish Scum(what the fuck up?!), and some dude named Fast Andre Fulci

My Blog

whatsa matta, aint you seen no amish afore??

The Rise Of Amish Scum: A History Of The VonBludds Peter VonBludd was an Amish farm-worker/blacksmith/pastor who was born in the Pennsylvania, California (near Sacramento) in 1949 to Mary and Jo...
Posted by Job VonBludd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST