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Meredith Smooch

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About Me


I don't care if it hurts, I want to have control, I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul

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My life

Christmas again. Bought Levi a pool stick and accessories. Making dinner. Last weekend went down to Pdx and saw my stepdaughter and her girlfriend, my friend and her baby, and stayed with another frie...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Dec 2009 11:59:00 GMT

Best Line in a Movie Today

Had to be either the phrase "Bloodsucking tits" or "I was sexually molested by a dead monk and dragged into the mouth of Buddhist hell!"
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:09:00 GMT

My life is complete

I just watched Neil Gaiman (who I adore) being interviewed by Steven Colbert (who I adore), and they were quoting Tolkien (who I adore). And today I also found out that Voltaire is coming to Seattle. ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:11:00 GMT

Public Service Announcement - Important!

There is an epidemic in this country. You may be affected without even knowing!Please take a moment to reach behind you. Can you feel your ass?Reach further. Is there a stick?Do the world a favor. Pul...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:46:00 GMT

Heartlss Bitches

http://www.heartless-bitches.com/It makes me feel better. And they posted my rant! See!  http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/darkages.shtmlI'm so proud!
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 08:48:00 GMT

My new haircut

Today I went to Salon 7 and got my hair cut, for a training thing, by Jacob.www.myspace.com/ddollajdolla The place totally rocks. I say, save up your money and go. There are DJs there, spinning while ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:39:00 GMT

JUST WRONG!

PORTLAND, Ore. -- A southern Oregon couple whovideotaped themselves having sex with a German shepherd mix weresentenced Tuesday to 60 days in jail and ordered not to own animalsduring their two years ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:23:00 GMT

I was stuck in an elevator!

We have some friends up from Portland, Patty and Darryl. So we decide to go down to Seattle and go up on the Space Needle. We get on the elevator to go back down, and we get stuck 300 feet off the gro...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:23:00 GMT

Best wallpaper

Fanlove!BTW, check out my deviant art page if you haven't done so. Love me.http://vulfgrl.deviantart.com/
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:21:00 GMT

Rant

We are an ignorant, apathetic nation of losers. We have more opportunities than ever before. What has all of the hard learned lessons brought us? We're fatter, lazier, and stupider than ever. THESE ar...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 15:46:00 GMT