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Michael Aranda

Let me show you a whole new perspective on life.

About Me


I promise I'm not nearly as cocky as this sentence will make me sound:
Ever since I can recall being conscious, I've known that I was smarter and more mature than most people my age.
I'm a rather creative person
with a slightly over-ripe, sarcastic sense of humor.
If you want to listen to my music,
click on Animal Charade in my top friends.
If you want to see a few of the film projects I've done,
click on View My Videos.
If you want to see me naked,
click on View My Pics.
If you want to talk to me, send me a message.
I'm always up for meeting new people.
If you want to feed me Mexican food,
please don't.
If you want to play World of Warcraft with me,
I have a Human Paladin on Suramar named Evnyn.
If you want to see something completely absurd, please click here , then click WATCH THIS MOVIE.
This profile was created with the aid of some random generator, but I hate the way all the profile generators think it's cool to post a little ad for themselves at the end of your "About Me" section and up in the top left corner, so I deleted them.
My moviefilm:
Mostly everything you could ever want to know about me, contained in one compact, yet slightly hard to read, text box:
Breakfast cereals are the staple of my diet. I wear glasses sometimes. Thunderstorms make me happy. I drool in my sleep. Videogames are to be taken seriously. I'm a virgin. Girls who drive trucks are sexy. I'm in a band called Animal Charade. Procrastination is an art. I love old Nickelodeon shows. Open-mindedness is admirable. I could drink horchata all day. God has a sense of humor. I own a 60 gig iPod. Spinach is gross, but I eat it because it's healthy. I'm a huge fan of Myst and its sequels. Nickel Creek is amazing. I'm a baby when it comes to needles. If you cuss, you'd better have a damn good reason for doing so. I used to play Pokemon. Watching the sun rise is quite magical. I own a drumset. Coffee tastes like burnt dirt. I take pictures constantly. There are two trumpets in my closet. I'm a member of the official Linkin Park fan club. High school was mostly a waste of time. I have three siblings. Nonfat milk is my favorite. I once had an antfarm. If you know what a Zoombini is then we should be friends. I like getting packages in the mail. You + Are = You're. I enjoy a good sandwich from Subway. Real butter isn't as good as Margarine. I'm Aztec, Apache, Mexican, Spanish, English, Irish, and German. Donnie Darko is my favorite movie. I don't like Mexican food. Beans make me gag. I find too much makeup to be a huge turn-off. Stupid people really bug me. I love pizza and burgers. The beach makes me happy. I try to work out when I've got the time. Dolphins are cool. I've kissed two girls in my life. Spirituality is something I admire in a person. I ran a mile in 4:54 in high school. Smoking is disgusting. I voted for George W. Bush. (Sorry.) Whoever started Jamba Juice is awesome. I used to be Catholic. Intelligence is a turn-on. I can play nine different instruments. Girls who play video games make my heart beat fast. I really like black and red. Pi intrigues me. My hair has been black, red, blue, blonde, and burgundy. Sarcasm is the best kind of humor. I idolize M. Night Shyamalan. Mike Shinoda is an artistic genius. I drive a silver 2003 Ford F-150... and I wish it was black. Subwoofers are a necessary component of any audio system. I was in love once. Waffles are my favorite breakfast food. I eat breakfast at random times of the day. Minor scales are cooler than major scales. I think rotorcraft are fascinating. Legos will never be uncool. I watched the Smurfs as a kid. My mom survived breast cancer. I didn't get my license until I was 18. If you don't repost a chain letter, NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN. I have a rather eclectic taste in music. The Legend of Zelda is probably the best video game series ever. I want to name my daughter Hallie Catherine Aranda. Reminiscing about old TV shows makes me happy. I own a Dell XPS M170. It really annoys me when I have no reception on my cell phone. I took two years of Spanish and remember about two weeks worth. Conan O'Brien makes my laugh so hard I cry. I wanted to take French in high school, but my parents said no. Paper plates mean no one has to do dishes. I woke up this morning. Camping is unfathomably exciting. I try to only drink water. The Science Channel is my favorite. I really like Pina Coladas. My parents are divorced. I tend to fall asleep in my clothes. Brown hair usually does it for me more than blonde. I was the Drum Major of my high school marching band. High heels are gross. I can't stand liars. Playing with fire is fun. I miss recess. Ferrets are really cute. I believe that the heart is smarter than the brain.

My Interests

Cheesecake, Ferrets, Film, Ford Mustangs, Love , Motorcycles, Music, Peanut M&Ms, Pizza, Rainy Days, Video Games

I'd like to meet:


Welcome…

Well, hello there!

I'm Michael Aranda. I'm a rather creative person with a slightly over-ripe, sarcastic sense of humor.

And yes, I made this profile all by myself.

Someday, I plan on being the world's best husband.

And someday, I'm going to be the world's best daddy.


    Go Home! Message Me! Friend Me! Favorite Me!

Who I'd Like To Meet

My future wife. Someone who sees sexuality as something sacred. Someone who finds the college party scene as absurd as I do. Someone who can beat me at Mario Kart. Someone who knows the difference between your and you're. Someone who will go running with me. Someone who sees God in science. Someone who will push me to grow mentally, emotionally, creatively, and spiritually. Someone I'd be willing to give my life for.

Oh... And your mom.

;)
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Life is like a box of chocolates... which is unfortunate for me, since I honestly don't find chocolate to be all that great.

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General: Cheesecake , Ferrets, Film, Ford Mustangs, Love , Motorcycles, Music , Peanut M&Ms, Pizza, Rainy Days , Video Games
Music: Everything. Seriously.
Movies: Adaptation, The Alien Quadrilogy , All Dogs Go To Heaven, An Americal Tail, Beauty and the Beast, The Blair Witch Project, The Brave Little Toaster , Charelotte's Web, City Of God , Crash , The Chronicles Of Narnia, Dogma, Donnie Darko , The Fifth Element , Ghost , Hotel Rwanda, Husbands and Wives, Jurassic Park, King Kong, Lady In The Water, The Last Samurai, The Limey, The Lion King, The Little Mermaid, The Lord Of The Rings, Magnolia, The Matrix Trilogy , Monty Python , More , The Notebook , Pee-Wee's Big Adventure , The Princess Bride , Punch Drunk Love, Requiem For A Dream , The Rock, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Secret Of NIMH, Shrek, Shrek 2, Signs, The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants, The Sixth Sense, Sleeping Beauty, Spirited Away, Sunshine, Superman, Superman II, THX1138, Titanic, Twelve Monkeys, Unbreakable, Unleashed, V For Vendetta , The Village , Walk The Line , War of the Worlds, Zenon: The Zequel, Zoolander.
Television: Chappelle's Show, The Colbert Report, Conan O'Brien , Cowboy Bebop, Family Guy , Friends, Futurama, Invader Zim, Gilmore Girls, Trigger Happy TV, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, The X-Files, The Discovery Channel , The History Channel, The Learning Channel, The Science Channel
Books: The Chicken Soup Series, Choke, Diary, Dr. Seuss, Fight Club, Haunted, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy , Ice Station, Invisible Monsters, Jesus Freaks, The Lord of the Rings, Lullaby, The Myst series , The Notebook, Temple
Status: No Vacancy
Body Type: 6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity: Apache, Aztec, English, German, Irish, Mexican, Spanish
Cigarettes? Never
Alcohol? Never
Children? Looking forward to it
Religion: Darwin and Jesus are friends
Education: The Brooks Institute
Occupation: Student
Zodiac Sign:
Pisces

Music:

Aerosmith, Alien Ant Farm, The Aquabats, Autopilot Off, Avenged Sevenfold, Avril Lavigne, The Backstreet Boys, Beethoven, Big and Rich, Big Tymers, Black Eyed Peas, Bob Seger, Boston, Brad Paisley, Breaking Benjamin, Britney Spears, Carrie Underwood, Charlie Daniels Band, Chicago, Children Of Bodom, Chingy, Clispe, Coheed and Cambria, Coldplay, Cowboy Troy, Crazytown, Creed, The Crystal Method, Cypress Hill, D12, DC Talk, Daft Punk, Damage Plan, Daniel Bedingfield, Dave Matthews Band, Dead Prez, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Destiny's Child, Disney Soundtracks, Dixie Chicks, DJ Z-Trip, Dream Theater, Eagle-Eye Cherry, Eminem, Enya, Eric Clapton, E.S. Posthumus, Evanescence, Eve 6, Everlast, Faith Hill, Falling Up, Fallout Boy, 50 Cent, Filter, Foo Fighters, Fort Minor, Frank Sinatra, From Autumn To Ashes, From Zero, Garbage, Garry Allen, Godsmack, Goldfinger, Gorillaz, Green Day, Guns N' Roses, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Hanson, Heart, Hed P.E., Her Space Holiday, Holly Brook, Iced Earth, Incubus, Infected Mushroom, Instruction, Iron Maiden, Jack Johnson, Jamiroquai, Jay-Z, Jeff Beck, Jessica Andrews, Jill Sobule, Jimmy Eat World, John Mayer, John Tesh, Johnny Cash, Jon Bon Jovi, Josh Groban, Journey, Joy Division, Justin Timberlake, Keiko Matsui, Kenny Chesney, The Killers, Korn, The Kottonmouth Kings, Lacuna Coil, Led Zeppelin, Less Than Jake, Lifehouse, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park , Ludacris, Lunatic Calm, M.O.P., Madonna, Manau, Mannheim Steamroller, Maroon 5, Masters Of Chant, Marilyn Manson, Megadeth, Metallica, Michael Bolton, Michael Franti, Michelle Branch, Missy Elliott, Moby, Moloko, Mozart, Muse, My American Heart, My Chemical Romance, N.E.R.D., Nelly, Nickelback, Nickel Creek, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, No Warning, NSYNC, The Offspring, Our Lady Peace, O.S.I., Outkast, P. Diddy, Pantera, Papa Roach, Pat Metheny Group, Paul Oakenfold, Peter Cetera, Phil Collins, Pink, P.O.D., Poncho Sanchez, The Postal Service, The Prodigy, Puddle Of Mudd, Primus, Rage Against The Machine, Rascal Flatts, Ratatat, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reel Big Fish, Refused, Rise Against, Rob Thomas, Rob Zombie, Saliva, Savage Garden, Scars Of Life, Sean Paul, Sevendust, Shadows Fall, Shawn Colvin, Sheryl Crow, Sigur Ros, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Slipknot, Smash Mouth, Snoop Dogg, Soilwork, Spy, Staind, Story Of The Year, Strata, Straylight Run, Stroke, Stutterfly, Sum 41, Switchfoot, System of a Down, T.A.T.U., Tears For Fears, Third Eye Blind, Three Days Grace, 311, Thrice, Thursday, Tina Turner, TLC, Tomoyasu Hotei, Tool, Trick Daddy, Trivium, Trust Company, Tweaker, U2, The Used, Usher, Vivaldi, Wallflowers, Weezer, Weird Al Yankovic, The Who, Will Smith, X-Ecutioners, Yellowcard, Yo-Yo Ma, Young Rascals, Zoe Birkett, ZZ Top.

Movies:

Adaptation, The Alien Quadrilogy, All Dogs Go To Heaven, An Americal Tail, Beauty and the Beast, The Blair Witch Project, The Brave Little Toaster, Charelotte's Web, City Of God, Crash, The Chronicles Of Narnia, Dogma, Donnie Darko , The Fifth Element, Ghost, Hotel Rwanda, Husbands and Wives, Jurassic Park, King Kong, Lady In The Water, The Last Samurai, The Limey, The Lion King, The Little Mermaid, The Lord Of The Rings, Magnolia, The Matrix Trilogy, Monty Python, More, The Notebook, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, The Princess Bride, Punch Drunk Love, Requiem For A Dream, The Rock, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Secret Of NIMH, Shrek, Shrek 2, Signs, The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants, The Sixth Sense, Sleeping Beauty, Spirited Away, Superman, Superman II, THX1138, Titanic, Unbreakable, Unleashed, V For Vendetta, The Village, Walk The Line, War of the Worlds, Zenon: The Zequel, Zoolander.

Television:

Chappelle's Show, The Colbert Report, Conan O'Brien, Cowboy Bebop, Family Guy, Friends, Futurama, Invader Zim, Gilmore Girls, Trigger Happy TV, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, The X-Files, Yo Mama, CNN, The Discovery Channel, Fox News Channel, The History Channel, The Learning Channel, The Science Channel .

Books:

The Chicken Soup Series, Choke, Diary, Dr. Seuss, Fight Club, Haunted, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy , Ice Station, Invisible Monsters, Jesus Freaks, The Lord of the Rings, Lullaby, The Myst series, The Notebook, Temple.

Heroes:

God, Jennifer Aniston, Peter Callesen, Johnny Cash, Steven Colbert, Michael J. Fox, Jessica Geddes, Mike Shinoda , M. Night Shyamalan, Allison Stokke.

My Blog

Christi(ins)anity!

Let me preface this blog with a statement:  I consider myself to be a Christian in the sense that I think Jesus Christ was an extremely intelligent man who was way ahead of his time.  He was an extrem...
Posted by Michael Aranda on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:12:00 PST

The Day I Met Linkin Park

I was out and about on Monday afternoon, running some errands with Jessica Honeycutt, when I received a phone call from Steven Green.  Steven had just read that Linkin Park was holding a su...
Posted by Michael Aranda on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:37:00 PST

A random thought...

The older I get, the more ridiculous I find it that my parents had their honeymoon in Las Vegas. No offense, mom....
Posted by Michael Aranda on Fri, 11 May 2007 05:45:00 PST

DIET Trailer

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Posted by Michael Aranda on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:00:00 PST

DIET Poster

Just for fun, I thought I'd post a rough version of the poster for the film I've been working on for the past two and a half months.  Within the next couple weeks we'll be doing a photo shoot wi...
Posted by Michael Aranda on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:08:00 PST

An ode of a sorts to Jaclyn...

After being told by 13 people in the past twenty-four hours that I need to write a new blog, I have conceded. It's been a while, indeed.  Since my last post, I've written a few songs, shot a film...
Posted by Michael Aranda on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:26:00 PST

Without admitting guilt, I promise to appear at the time and place indicated below.

A couple days ago I pulled up to a red light at the intersection of Portola and Telephone in Ventura.  There was a station wagon in the left-turn lane to my left, and as I sat there waiting, a co...
Posted by Michael Aranda on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:21:00 PST

Mr. Hodge...

...why do you continuously lurk on my MySpace? Anyway, in other news: I've been suffering from stress related muscle spasms in my neck, and I can definitely say it's been one of the least pleasurable ...
Posted by Michael Aranda on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:10:00 PST

Motivate.

There will come a timewhen you won't think twiceto give your lifefor something you care deeply about But there will always be a mandoing everything he canto take it from your handsno doubt It's up to ...
Posted by Michael Aranda on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 01:59:00 PST

Thank You

To everyone who is always honest with me, everyone who dislikes me but respects me nonetheless, everyone who cares what happens in my life, everyone who hasn't randomly broken off contact with me, eve...
Posted by Michael Aranda on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:54:00 PST