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Stranger In A Strange Land

Welcome to the Suck

About Me

ModMySpace Profile CustomizerUhhhhhh...if you really care that much, I was born in the states, lived here until I was 8, moved to Quebec for 2 years, then lived in British Columbia for about 13 years...10 years in the Sunshine Coast, and another 3 in Vancouver. I worked in the film industry in Vancouver as an assistant director and production asistant for about 3 years, on shows like "Dark Angel", "Smallville", "X-men 2", "Alone in the Dark", blah blah blah...Got bored of that and enlisted in the US Army as a paratrooper, now I'm stationed in Ft. Richardson, Alaska for the next little while. Some vague form of post-secondary education planned for after that. All my friends back home are hippies (bless 'em) and they're going to kill me when they find out what I do for a living now. AMANDA: It is YOUR job to keep this from happening!......
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished me to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how I matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
Why am I not surprised. I don't know what a "panderer" is, but it sounds better than the other two.
Gee, I'm beautiful. Lucky me. Now fellate me.
I will die on Sunday, April 23, 2056 When will you? Calculate Your Death Date
You Are 84% Open Minded
You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out!
Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand.
You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting.
You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself. How Open Minded Are You?

My Interests

Trying to survive falling out of airplanes, reading ( i read way too much), tattoos (just started a knees-to-elbows piece), spending ridiculous amounts of time on my laptop, trying to choke up my computer with music, being a big boozehound, blowing the living shit out of things with my .50 cal machinegun, art (especially black and white work by Albrecht Durer and M.C. Escher), languages (Arabic, French and Spanish). I love "weird" movies like Dr. Strangelove, Dune, Blade Runner, Labyrinth, Pi, shit like that. I'm kinda spoiled from working on them for so long, most shit coming out today is just crap.
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I'd like to meet:

I can't think of anyone I want to meet real badly,
so here's a bunch of stupid pictures I've taken...well, most of them. If you click on them, they get all big and shit...super...

Music:

Oh, god....where to begin...the blue demons, the reverend horton heat, the nekromantix, the varatones, the neptunes, prodigy, andy c, kel-tech, ed rush and optical, stakka and skynet, agent orange, aphrodite, blondie, billy idol, bush, clutch, dieselboy, e-z rollers, dj ss, juno reactor, kmfdm, kutmaster kurt, lords of acid, kool keith, ming and fs, nirvana, phantom 309, smashing pumpkins, squirrel nut zippers, crystal method, the cramps, thievery corporation, the white stripes, tiger army,tricky...ok, fuck it, i'm ending this now before it gets any more ridiculous

Television:

fuck tv. here's all the tv you'll ever need:
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Books:

they're super

Heroes:

anyone who puts others before themselves.

mattigan and amy at the birdhouse, for figuring out what keeps the military going: screw those stupid yellow ribbons, just comp us some stiff drinks once in a while and don't make a big deal out of it.

and, of course:

My Blog

Post-Interview

This morning I did a telephone interview with a newspaper back home. Eventually, when it's published, I'll link to it. Now, I write very well but I am not that great on the phone. We talked a whi...
Posted by Stranger In A Strange Land on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 10:40:00 PST

NOV 4TH

That should be The Happy Day. I'll fly out of here, then it's off to Kuwait for a few days. I ought to land in Anchorage (Elmendorf AFB) on or about the 7th.   Word.
Posted by Stranger In A Strange Land on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:39:00 PST

Back in Baby's Arms

Nothing feels as good as falling off the wagon. It's like having it for the first time, multiplied by the essence of distilled make-up sex. People see you with that ciggarette, and they want...
Posted by Stranger In A Strange Land on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:28:00 PST

Tribes: Pink vs Grey

This was forwarded to me, thought I'd spread it around. This guy gets it right in ways I didn't even think were possible. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------...
Posted by Stranger In A Strange Land on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:50:00 PST

Contrary to popular belief, it is not my birthday.

But thank you for all the well-wishing.
Posted by Stranger In A Strange Land on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:25:00 PST

Contact info changed

Hey, I'll update this as I get a mailing address etc...no phones allowed in Iraq, so don't even hope.   For now, email is [email protected]   WORD UP: MAILING ADDY IS... --------------...
Posted by Stranger In A Strange Land on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:14:00 PST

I'LL BE HOME FOR XMAS!!!

Yeah, that's right. Prepare yourself.
Posted by Stranger In A Strange Land on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:32:00 PST

Deployed to Iraq

So...yeah, if you did not already know I will be in Iraq for a year or so. I ought to to be a little south of Baghdad, in a city called Iskanderiyah, which is a corruption of "Alexandria". Apparently ...
Posted by Stranger In A Strange Land on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 08:20:00 PST

Chicks are fucked.

Chicks are fucked. I hate the games they play, I hate the mixed signals they give, I hate the inconsideration they show, I hate the appreciation they can't ever seem to find,  I hate how they tak...
Posted by Stranger In A Strange Land on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 12:33:00 PST

Soldier of the Year

Okay, so last week I had this "Soldier of the Year" competition, it's a long-ass story and I don't feel like re-writing it so here's a cut and paste job from an email I sent my folks. Yeah, I'm that l...
Posted by Stranger In A Strange Land on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 01:36:00 PST