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About Me

The best and the brightest are rotting away
Yesterday's heroes are garbage today
We made the wrong choices, we took the wrong paths
It's easier now just to think of the past
Loose lips sank ships and no one survived
What could have been is all just a lie
High hopes and potential just led to shit
Everyone failed, everyone quit
We passed out, We dropped out
We missed out, We lost out...
Michele Doyle: I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.
Mikey Romance is an old nickname.
People say I look like Felix the Cat.
I'm crazy about a girl.
1-5-07
I drive a girl crazy.
I'm easy to get along with.
But that depends on you.
I'm loyal and I'm extremely honest.
I think too much.
I over analyze everything.
I believe everything happens for a reason.
Which sometimes leads me to make mistakes.
I have limited patience.
I care about people extremely easily.
But I have a hard time trusting people.
I don't forgive and forget.
If I listened to other people's opinions I'd be no one.
I don't shove my beliefs down your throat.
Don't shove yours down mine, they taste bad.
My friends make me happier than anything ever will.
I dislike the mall, because I'm trespassed for a very long time.. again.
I like to yell and act weird.
I love exploring abandoned buildings.
Graveyards are a few of my favorite things.
I don't care if you don't like the music I listen to.
I have seven tattoos and probably more to come in the future.
I'm a smartass.
I dislike most people.
I'm easily amused.
I'm sarcastic.
And cynical.
I'm picky.
I'm nervous.
I laugh for no reason a lot.
I laugh at things I shouldn't.
I like to be reckless.
I'm openminded and versatile.
I play bass.
I'm really bad at describing myself.
But I'm pretty well spoken.
People sometimes tend to get the wrong impression of me.
This list is really long.
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." - MLK

My Interests

Music, bass, older video games, sleep, sleeping, sleeping in, cuddling, cuddling AND sleeping (at the same time no less), late night phone calls, the stars and looking at them, terrorizing random neighborhoods, spiderman, random drives, long walks, kissing in the rain, storms, thunder&lightening, being destructive, power outages, tattoos, pizza, painting convincing tunnels on the sides of mountains, DIY, grenades, fake guns, artsy pictures of guns, grenades, and things that go boom, zombies, dropping anvils on evil villians, action figures, and I just like hanging out and doing the usual things.
I also like cuddling with cute bunnies and taking long walks in the park with a C4 strapped on me and a sign that reads "The end has already come and gone, now what?"

I'd like to meet:

Got her.

I love you more than anyone else.
The defendant was caught red-handed in the act of showing emotion in an almost human-like nature.
What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.

Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world revolves around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed to find out that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me.
People who are psychologically incapable of acknowledging their own insanity.. Rather than the cliche "I'm insane and I want to be noticed".. I would also like to meet the hobo that sets boobie traps in F Core.
AIM = skycamefallingx7
R.I.P.
Jesse
"I can't even write this stuff."
6/8/52 - 6/28/06

Music:

Antischism
Blood For Blood
Converge
D.I.
Ed Gein
The Faint
Grimple
Holding On
I Am The Avalanche
Kottonmouth Kings
Lamb Of God
Mindless Self Indulgence
Nausea
Oi Polloi
Phobia
Q---
Regulations
Sublime
Tool
The Unseen
Victims
The Way An Animal Operates
X
Y---
Zounds

Movies:

Fight Club, Resident Evil, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Felix the Cat, 28 Days Later, Borat, Kindergarden Cop, Suburbia, SLC Punk, Ed Wood, Hellraiser, Ginger Snaps, Evil Dead I, II, and Army of Darkness, The Boondock Saints, Mrs. Doubtfire, Donnie Darko, Snatch, Gummo, V for Vendetta, any zombie movie.

Television:

If I do watch TV; Mad TV, Family Guy, Adult Swim, Comedy Central, Rocco's Modern Life, Invader Zim, The Simpsons.

Books:

Fight Club, Choke, Invisible Monsters, Survivor (Chuck Palahniuk); Johnny The Homicidal Maniac (Jhonen Vasquez); The Zombie Survival Guide (Max Brooks).

Heroes:

Also.. Tyler Durden, my closest friends, and the people who put up with me. The guy from Abington Lock & Key. And most of all Brandi.

My Blog

A stairway to heaven...

Lean on my shoulder, lean on my shoulder I want another year older Lean on my shoulder, lean on my shoulder And share a bed with me Lean on my shoulder, lean on my shoulder I want another year older...
Posted by Short Bus Window Licker on Fri, 11 May 2007 11:34:00 PST

rabble rabble

I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell ...
Posted by Short Bus Window Licker on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:49:00 PST

they make you do things that you know you not should

In this act I'll disguise those dead eyes, stretch tight the lips, a glistening gum line Mouth curtains pulled I shine My yellow stage light smile distracting Dancing puppets on short saliva strings ...
Posted by Short Bus Window Licker on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:57:00 PST

I Hate Almost Every Person I Come In Contact With

five hundred milligrams of love ha been in disarray (the room whitens to the voice of panicked doctors) get this one to the o.r. stat: unconscious time lapse: (the shades rise, call button by body s...
Posted by Short Bus Window Licker on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:57:00 PST

well blow me down.

i've never been happier than i am now. bitch.
Posted by Short Bus Window Licker on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:26:00 PST

-sigh-

girls are fucking stupid.
Posted by Short Bus Window Licker on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:20:00 PST

Anarchy

Anarchy - noun 1. a state of society without government or law. 2. a political or social disorder due to the absense of government a...
Posted by Short Bus Window Licker on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:56:00 PST

bored

I've been here so long I think that its time to moveThe winter's so cold summer's over too soonlet's pack our bags and settle down where palm trees growI've got some friends some that I hardly knowBut...
Posted by Short Bus Window Licker on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:57:00 PST

Idiom

"out of sight; out of mind." never did work for you and i.
Posted by Short Bus Window Licker on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:26:00 PST

smash puzzles.

stand up. take a bow. walk backwards. chase shadows on long flourescent-lit walls. tell stories in tongues. speak in riddles. place one hand over your heart. pledge allegiance to nothing. hate the nei...
Posted by Short Bus Window Licker on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 04:14:00 PST