Salty Ocean

Apparently, my natural body odor reminded a couple girlfriends of a salty ocean, hence, the name. They call me Salty for short. I think my body odor is kinda cool and would probably sell if I bottled it up - a peculiar, yet refreshing new scent in the fragrance market. Too bad you can't smell me right now because you must be curious. I try not to mask it with overpowering perfumes or deodorant, in fact, I don't wear them at all. My weekly can of Aqua Net is really the only competing odor. Sometimes I wonder if it's actually the key ingredient to my salty smell.