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White Elephants

Couldn't quite seem to escape myself.

About Me


I have no idea what's been going on lately,

and I just wish you would come over and explain things.

My Interests

Radiohead, video games, internet, sleeping, iced tea, Warcraft III, pirates, anime, fans on a hot summer day, lemonade, zombie movies, being a zombie in a zombie movie, zombies in general, pink mohawks, any color mohawk actually, good music, internet, having fun, cartoons, movie nights with the friends, prismacolor, sketchbooks, cheese, elephants, Metropolis (best website ever yo), animal behavior, Zed, Alice in Wonderland, leather couches, puppy Fiona, your mom, calculators, marshmallows, those extra ghetto Reeses Puffs commercials, moxie, meteorology (I have a weather fetish), that little asian boy I took around the school on the first day of my senior year. he was awesome and he looked like he was about 10. It was great!, blue hair, blunt force trauma, mint ice cream, double sided tape, pie, tasty tasty pie, tablet monitors, getting mail, 3, forensic sciences , tater tots, you.

I'd like to meet:


Radiohead!

OMG I WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU! =0

summer taco

If you so desire to, you may send an IM my way at: CadaverCannon

Leave me drawings!

I imagined a mural of an artic sea

where the seals and people seemed nicer than me

where they smoked and talked about the dissaperaing ground.

p.s. my name is Zach.

Music:

Radiohead, Metric, Rilo Kiley, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Regina Spektor, The Decemberists, Frou Frou, Jets to Brazil, Modest Mouse, The Avalanches, Marilyn Manson, The Pixies, The Pillows, The Killers, The Cure, Our Lady Peace, The Books, Motion City Soundtrack, The Beatles, Pizzicato 5, Placebo, Zolof The Rock and Roll Destroyer, Harry and the Potters, The Avalanches, Sneaker Pimps, The Cranberries, The Killers, The Postal Service, Weezer, Bright Eyes, Death Cab for Cutie, No Doubt, Andrew Bird, At The Drive In, Saves The Day, Tujiko Noriko, Tegan and Sara, Gwen Stefani, The Weakerthans, Jenny Owen Youngs, Pamelia Kurstein

Movies:

Fight Club, Princess Mononoke, LOtR Trilogy, Shawn of the Dead, Garden State, Vanilla Sky, Donnie Darko, The Virgin Suicides

Television:

Veronica Mars (RIP)

Books:

Snow Crash, anything by John Barnes, Chronicles of Narnia, The Crucible, The Never Ending Story, the His Dark Materials trilogy by Phillip Pullman, those Redwall books, Otherland, 1984, Me Talk Pretty One Day, American Gods

Heroes:

Radiohead

My Blog

*facedesk*

stupid cars. taunting me with they're alluring curves and shiny rims.I want an RX-7.:/
Posted by White Elephants on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:24:00 PST

Take my shoes off...

and throw them in the lake,and I'll betwo steps on the water.I don't know what's good for me.
Posted by White Elephants on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:17:00 PST

I wish

that the word Spacy rhymed with Zach.Unfortunately for all involved it doesn't.
Posted by White Elephants on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:28:00 PST

Happy People Who Wish They Could Cry

Grey minivans slide down onrampslike the raindrops down their front bumpers.Their suburban mothers exclaim"Why did I come here today?!"they life their hands towards the skyand let the rumble strips st...
Posted by White Elephants on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:03:00 PST

At the end.

This will be at my funeral."When I'm at the pearly gates This'll be on my videotape my videotape When Mephistopheles is just beneath And he's reaching up to grab me This is one for the good days An...
Posted by White Elephants on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:40:00 PST

I apologize for the inconvienence but youre going to have to leave now.

I bought a new car. It's really nice.I like my job.I'm going to see Metric on Saturday.I get to see Kylee and Marissa then too.Life is pretty sweet....
Posted by White Elephants on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:03:00 PST

UGH. UUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH.

I have a job now, at Citigroup up in Amherst. Today (yesterday?) was my first day and I had the worst day ever before I even got there.So, I'm on the phone the with Thursday this morning (at like 5-6?...
Posted by White Elephants on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 09:50:00 PST

What I used to be?

I am Zach.I am always tired.I am also always full of energy.I know it's weird.I like to read.I like Warcraft III.I like Radiohead.I like tacos.I like robots.I like taking pictures.I like when people c...
Posted by White Elephants on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:21:00 PST

Steam Enginus

I have in fact, started an exercise regimen. It's very exciting, my legs are tired though. Also, I have decided that life would be easier if I had an android body. Like Darth Vader or something. It w...
Posted by White Elephants on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:37:00 PST

after years of waiting

nothing came. I've been having these dreams. In fact I had three in a row, where I had to contact someone. It was imperative that I contact them, but I didn't know how. Like, I didn't know what to sa...
Posted by White Elephants on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 12:10:00 PST