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50 Ways To Piss Off Kisame

1. Give him a hug

2. Ask to poke his gills

3. When he says no, do it anyways

4. Call him "Fishy-Face"

5. Tell him blue doesn't look good on him

6. Then paint him pink

7. Wake him up by banging pots and pans

8. Start singing in a very high pitched tone

9. When he tells you to "shut up", ask him "why"

10. Keep asking "why" no matter what he says

11. Steal his Akatsuki ring

12. When he asks where it went, tell him you gave it to some guy for food... seafood

13. Force him to watch Barney

14. When he's fighting, scream "FISHY-FACE, I WUB YOU!" at the top of your lungs

15. When he's asleep, take a picture of him in his pink frilly boxers

16. Give it to Itachi

17. Scream really loud when on spying missions

18. Make him dinner and poison it

19. Steal his Akatsuki cloak and say Itachi did it

20. Ask if he's gay for god

21. If he says no, then say "I knew it, you're only man is Itachi!"

22. When he tries to kill you, say you're pregnant

23. On missions, find things to throw at him, once again blaming Itachi

24. Tell Rei-dono about Kisame's little anger issue

25. Pretend to be a fairy princess all day

26. Sing everything you say near him

27. Every time he goes to talk, mock him

28. Make fishy faces behind his back

29. Spike his Sake

30. Steal his sword

31. When he asks where it is, say you threw it in a giant lake with a lake monster

32. After he gets it back... do it again

33. Cry for no apparent reason

34. Have loud conversations with yourself

35. When he asks tell him "shut up, I'm busy"

36. Ask if he's PMSing

37. When he gets mad, say "oh, really? Then it's just me?"

38. Dye his cloak neon green

39. Buy him a giant starving kitty for his birthday

40. Ask if he's really a guy or if he's had a sex change

41. Video tape him in the shower and sell it on eBay

42. Force him to watch Barney over and over and over

43. Try to take a bite out of his leg

44. When he asks, say you were hungry and seafood is your favorite

45. Treat him to dinner... at a seafood restaurant

46. Tell the discovery channel you found the lochness monster

47. Eat beans...

48. Scream "there's a bug on your head!" then spray him with bug spray

49. Poke him as he twitches

50. REPEAT!

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1. Ask Deidara if the mouths in his hands are good for others things *shifty eyes*

2. Destroy all of Sasori's puppet

3. Spray Zetsu with weed killer

4. Make fun of Hidan for his religion

5. Proceed to run from him while screaming "RAPE!"

6. Tell Orochimaru he looks like a girl

7. Ask if he's sure he's straight

8. Steal all of Kakuzu's money

9. Try to sell it back to him

10. When that fails, just burn it in a big fire in the living room

11. Roast marshmallows over said fire

12. Tell Itachi that Kisame has a sexual attraction to his Sharingan

13. Tell Sasori and Deidara "art sucks, quit arguing about it!"

14. Serve shark soup and when someone asks what happened to Kisame, innocently smile

15. Tell everyone where Akatsuki's at

16. Continuously ask Sasori to play dolls with you

17. When he finally agrees, tell him "dolls are for little girls" and walk off

18. Play death metal all night

19. Trick Kakuzu into thinking the toilets are poisoned

20. Throw a party in Rei-dono's office, but don't invite him

21. Make Itachi tell you how he killed his family, then repeatedly ask "why?"

22. Get Orochimaru to teach you how to foxtrot

23. Then call him "Mr. Twinkle-Toes"

24. Buy Sasori a Barbie Doll

25. Give all of them ridiculious nicknames

26. Call them said nicknames whenever around enemies

27. When everyone's gone, have the building remodeled to look like Pee Wee's Playhouse

28. Make fun of Tobi cause he didn't get in

29. Turn Itachi's room into a horse stable

30. When he asks where he's supposed to sleep, point to the water trough

31. Color outside the lines in Kisame's coloring book!

32. Read Hidan's diary to the whole organization, stressing the part "Dear Diary, All I ever wanted was a cute wittle bunny wunny and to skip through a field of beautiful flowers. Love, Princess Hidan"

33. Afterwards, call him a pansy

34. Tell Zetsu he's fat and don't allow him to eat meat anymore

35. Tell Orochimaru he's an ugly girly man

36. Give Sasuke a map to the Akatsuki and Itachi's weakness

37. Destroy Deidara's play-doh and blame it on Sasori

38. Sell tickets to their fight at high prices

39. Play Cowboys and Indian with Rei-dono

40. Explain to Sasori about the birds and the bees

41. Sucker Kisame into singing 'I'm A Little Teapot' with you

42. Hire Gai as a baby-sitter

43. Dub Orochimaru "Michael Jackson"

44. Teach Hidan how to talk gangsta, then laugh insanely when he calls Itachi a "cracker"

45. Squirt water on the front of Kakuzu's pants then yell "KAKUZU MADE WEE WEE!"

46. Buy him diapers

47. Attack Zetsu with soap

48. Tell Itachi he smells like kitty poop

49. Trick Deidara into dressing up like pikachu

50. Get Rei-dono to admit he likes pink frilly things as much as Sakura

51. Buy Orochimaru a dildo O.O

52. Cosplay as Zetsu

53. Steal all of Kisame's clothes, pour hot grease on him, and watch him run around naked screaming "THEY'RE TRYING TO COOK MEEEEEEEE!"

54. Give a very detailed description to Deidara about PMSing

55. Blame it on Hidan when he throws up on Rei-dono

56. Tell the Hokage everything about the Akatsuki's plans

57. Host a sleepover with everyone from Sasuke to Sakura invited

58. Have said sleepover in Itachi's room/stable

59. Flood the building with the remnants of the sewer