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Steinberg

About Me

I exist solely within your imagination. I'm convinced that the series of events that shape our lives exist for a reason, but that reason is hidden from us. I also like provolone cheese, not so much for the taste, but i just like the way the word rolls off my tongue... p-r-o-v-o-l-o-n-e.

My Blog

Goals before 30

Goals before 301. Build Time Machine2. Go back to 20053. Do everything in my power to ensure that Bret Michael's "Rock of Love" never sees the light of dayI've got about 5 months... I think its achiev...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:36:00 GMT

Why Fantastic Spikes Through Balloon is the best album you've never heard of...

I'm sick of people shrugging their shoulders when I mention my favorite albums... I've never felt like a goddamned musical elitist, but i always get that blank stare when i start talking about my favo...
Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 23:34:00 GMT

Bedtime Story

So as you all know (actually probably none of you know), i have, over the years, dabbled in writing.  I write things.  Its what i do.  How well?  Well i just happened across this gem that i wrote awhi...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:10:00 GMT

Thank you

Thank you Wendy's.  Thank you for deciding that a half pound of beef wasn't enough.  Thank you for laying not 3, but 6 strips of Bacon across the top.  And thank you for lying them acro...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 07:10:00 GMT

Online Dating

Whenever i need to lighten the mood, i like to peruse the classifieds or the profiles of the lost souls that engage in online dating (dont worry im sure since im mocking it, ill eventually find my...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:31:00 GMT

Tecmo Super Bowl 2008

Growing up in the mid to late 80's meant that I got to live through the Golden Age of Gaming.  Specifically I'm talking the Nintendo Entertainment System.  Games like Metroid, Super Mario Br...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:02:00 GMT