WARNING: MAY CAUSE ORGASMS. No persons over of the age of 60 should listen, view or touch the keyboard while on this page, as a heart attack may occur.
Do not listen if you are not wearing pants as this may increase amazingness.
I will not be held accountable for heartfailure, overstimulation, or the staining of any pants. If you are pregnant or mentally unstable, I must insist that you listen intently as it's been known to stimulate activity that's been previously dormant. If you are taking steroids, or manergy, consult your doctor before listening.The Red Carpet Has Teeth started way back in 2005, when guitarist/vocalist Michael Dubreuil, got his first guitar. Trcht has been known by many different names before becoming what you hear today. Through plenty of struggle of finding the right sound, and the right equipment, trcht is ready to enter the music scene seriously. Trcht aims to make you laugh, cry, hit your parents, and shit yourself all at the same time. Coming from diverse musical influences, trcht has definitely got a unique, yet, appealing sound that is likely to attract a wide range of people.
This is my motherfucking DREAM, help make it a reality and support The Red Carpet Has Teeth in anyway you can. Tell a friend; tell a couple, word spreads fast. Make a banner, if you can, and put it on your page. (I already tried doing it, but myspace keeps freaking out, and won't let me. =[)
Feel free to comment, or msg me, if you have any questions, or just want to talk. I won't bite. =]
