Sanity is not statistical profile picture

Sanity is not statistical

Like Marilyn Monroe

About Me

I'm a Puerto Rican, 5'2" Gemini who's into Brand New, Tori Amos, Pepsi, surfer guys, reading, Boston accents, r a i n b o w s , and sunrises. Extroversion yay! I'm a graduate of South Broward High School and official Gator. I start in the Fall. I like going out to a party and being the center of attention, but I'd rather stay home with lots of friends. Debate and newspaper were my life. I'm an avid reader and journalist extraordinaire.First impressions are lasting impressions. I judge books by covers. Deal with it. Don't be an illiterate ass and chances are I'll like you. Correct grammar turns me on.At first glance I'm a self-centered bitch but dig a little deeper, I have a heart that's made of gold.I'm fucking Martha Stewart, k?
Yeah, that's what I thought.Facebook me!
Halley's Comet
by Stanley Kunitz
Miss Murphy in first grade
wrote its name in chalk
across the board and told us
it was roaring down the stormtracks
of the Milky Way at frightful speed
and if it wandered off its course
and smashed into the earth
there'd be no school tomorrow.
A red-bearded preacher from the hills
with a wild look in his eyes
stood in the public square
at the playground's edge
proclaiming he was sent by God
to save every one of us,
even the little children.
"Repent, ye sinners!" he shouted,
waving his hand-lettered sign.
At supper I felt sad to think
that it was probably
the last meal I'd share
with my mother and my sisters;
but I felt excited too
and scarcely touched my plate.
So mother scolded me
and sent me early to my room.
The whole family's asleep
except for me. They never heard me steal
into the stairwell hall and climb
the ladder to the fresh night air.
Look for me, Father, on the roof
of the red brick building
at the foot of Green Street--
that's where we live, you know, on the top floor.
I'm the boy in the white flannel gown
sprawled on this coarse gravel bed
searching the starry sky,
waiting for the world to end.

My Interests

The "neck thing", girls, flirts, nice eyes, tennis, running, athleticism, conversations that go on for hours, pierced lips, sunrises and sunsets (sunrises moreso than sunsets..I think), beaches, rain, cold showers, when people call me sweetheart, green , tall guys, nonsmokers, UCLA, piercings, a few tattoos, cuddling, kisses , forensics, debate, CFLs, NFLs, national tournaments (Harvard, Blue Key), falling asleep on the phone, walks on the beach, really red strawberries, grapes that don't taste like green apples, tennis, when people add me to their favorites, pajama pants, Croissanwich's from BK, when I can have a conversation that's seven hours long and still have more to talk about the next day.

I'd like to meet:

You. Because, chances are, I think you're awesome. Or funny looking, and then I'd like to point, stare, or laugh.And Socrates, because he was pretty amazing too.Leave me a comment cause you love me!

Music:

Music Video Codes - MySpace Codes - Funny VideosMargot & the Nuclear So & Sos, Plain White T's, Tori Amos, Brand New, showtunes

Movies:

Peter Pan, RENT, American History X, Pirates of the Caribbean, Carrie, Pearl Harbor, A Walk to Remember, Return to Me, Rush Hour 2, Charlies Angels, Final Destination, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, The Virgin Suicides, Gothika, Amityville Horror was a piece of shit, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Elizabethtown
"Heaven's not a place that you go when you die, it's that moment in life when you actually feel alive"

Television:

Charmed, How Do I Look?, Mythbusters, Trading Spaces, Design on a Dime, Sex and the City, Boston Legal, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report

Books:

1984, Fat Girls and Lawn Chairs, Tim and Pete, Borrowed Light, Running in Heels, The Witches, The Virgin Suicides, Speak, 1984, Animal Farm, The Devil Wears Prada, The Modern Girl's Guide to Life

Heroes:

My mother, which is strange to say because I've doubted her so often. But I'm sorry. She's been the most influential person in my life and has always been there for me regardless of what she has been through or was currently going through at the time.

My Blog

It finally hit me.

It hit me just now like Talas said that it would. It's almost over. I'm taking memories with me and leaving behind so much. Sitting around reading poetry with flashlights like hippies, Nerf balls, hul...
Posted by Sanity is not statistical on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:50:00 PST

Senior Year Sucks Ass

You'd think that someone who raised their daughter with hopes of Duke, Harvard, and Yale, would want to pay their college tuition. But no, my mom is a big fat bitch. Well, that's how I see it. Not tha...
Posted by Sanity is not statistical on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 06:42:00 PST

Random Bitching

I have a headache and feel like bitching.   I'm sick of people telling me what I can and cannot do with my money. Save this, save that. Fuck off bitches, I earned it. Yes, I understand, I wo...
Posted by Sanity is not statistical on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yum

Five cheese pizza croissant pocket YAY!
Posted by Sanity is not statistical on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Take me to the circus, please?

Scratch. Scratch. Itch. Itch. ::sneeze:: Mmm...shrimp.
Posted by Sanity is not statistical on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

subject subject

I'm still sick. But better I guess. Went to see Christmas with the Kranks last night at the Swap Shop drive in. Much fun. Except for my mom being a bitch but eh what can you do? Apple Cinamnon Toasted...
Posted by Sanity is not statistical on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy Turkey Day!

Random fact: Thousands of turkeys die when it rains because they look up and drown. ::sneezes:: Being sick is no fun. No fun at all. Gah. I think someone's actually going to bring me chicken sou...
Posted by Sanity is not statistical on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST