Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes
by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"
"OH DEAR GOD NO!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!" His
staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks
up and asks.......... "How many is a Brazillion??!"..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
A "Little" Survey
About You
Name?: nick
Nickname (s) ?: cox coxypoo pookie lover cocks
Gender?: male
Pets?: merlin roxy
Hair Color?: black
What's Your Favorite...
Icecream Flavor?: vanilla
Drink?: sprite
Food?: japanese
Fast Food Restaurant?: mcdonalds
Animal?: dog
Girl Name?: madaline
Guy Name?: jeff steve
Which do you like better?
Chicken or Beef?: chicken
The WB or abc?: cw
Ford or Chevy?: chevy
Have you Ever...
Gotten in a Car Crash?: no
Threw up in school?: no
Fallen for your best friend?: rock climbing
Been out of Country?: no
Drank?: duh
Gotten in a: massive orgy with some super hot bears from the goldy locks story
Cried in public?: yes
Lost a best friend over a guy?: yes
Swore in front of your parents?: no
Failed a grade?: no
Gotten sick while on vacation?: no
Been on an airplane?: no
Been on a cruise?: no
Been to Cedar Point?: no
Do you like...
Roller Coasters?: yes
Sea Food?: yes
Bugs?: no
Sports?: not too much
Animals?: yes
Being outdoors?: no
In the opposite sex you like what kind of...
Hair?: not bald
Eyes?: not blind
Personality?: not crazy/stuck up
What do you notice about them first?: titties
Do you...
Run your mouth?: yes
Bitch people out?: yes
Have any birthmarks?: yes
Get online a lot?: no
Seem clumsy to most people?: no
Like to travel?: yes
Have a bedtime?: no
Have your own phone or phone line?: yes
Get along with your family?: yes..
A few more Questions...
What is your heritage?: jap greek irish
Are you vegetarian?: no
What is your worst fear?: spider monkeys
Do you know more than one language?: yes
Have you ever highlighted/dyed your hair?: no
What's your favorite scent?: scent of a woman
What sport do you like to watch the most?: none
What's your favorite kind of food?: asian
Do you have a crush on someone?: no
What's their name?: no
Do other people like them too?: huh
Do you play any instruments?: flute
Who do you talk to the most on the phone?: everyone
Who do you get together with the most?: the group
Would you ever date your best friend's crush?: ew
Do you have a curfew?: no
Who do you look up to?: ted bundy
Who emailed you last?: tracy
Is this survey over?: this survey will never end as long as the power of the people keep it alive! KEEP IT ALIVE!!
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