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Heidi

It's only arrogance if you're wrong

About Me


I love this rock! I love The Treehouse. I love when Lunchables go on sale for 99 cents. I love my sisters...they are adorable. I'm a big fan of champagne. Pakololo. Perverse people. Watching bad TV (virtually all shows on VH1, this means YOU) pantsless smoking a pipe on a Sunday afternoon. Life is good.

If you are a Japanese man with a white curly waxed mustache who works at Burger King, I had a dream about you last week...you were wearing lederhosen and served me the SHITTIEST cheeseburger.


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My Blog

Rico, do YOU like the pain?

I spent this past weekend with three of my family members in the Bay Area, and I fear no amount of therapy will ever heal the emotional scarring.  By emotional scarring I mean cirrhosis of the li...
Posted by Heidi on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:49:00 PST

No longer am I ashamed of my love for Oprah

Oprah Winfrey is the greatest communicator of our time.  There, I said it. In all seriousness, I am seriously serious, and I have decided to go public, step out of the closet, shout from the roof...
Posted by Heidi on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 04:07:00 PST

Halloween? Fuck it (dude)

I've always hated Halloween, and I don't know why.  Perhaps it's because all of the things that make up Halloween--the costumes, the candy, the cobwebs--are things I tend to fill my normal, ...
Posted by Heidi on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:46:00 PST

A Day in the Life?

Ever have those moments when your life is SO surreal that you literally have to stop what you are doing and step back for a second?So, today.  I arrive at Tim's office in Chinatown to find my bel...
Posted by Heidi on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:05:00 PST

mmmm, Kona

This weekend I went to Kona for business (translation: 2 hours of actual meetings, 60+ hours of scotch drinking and cigar smoking on the mountainside).  The highlight was this jeep tour up t...
Posted by Heidi on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:55:00 PST

Morals (or lack thereof)

I am going to treat this like a cyberconfession, and state something that has been on my mind recently... Three weeks ago, when I was flat ass broke, I was on campus and had to pee real bad. ...
Posted by Heidi on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 07:08:00 PST

Midwest Mania

Mmmmm....I am back in Minnesota, and it feels GREAT! Upon completeing a full day working at the Hawaii State Art Museum's 'Live on the Lawn' (a big thank you to the lovely Linda P for all her hel...
Posted by Heidi on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:29:00 PST

This Weekend

1) A pimp got murdered on Nuuanu (the street I live on) Saturday night 2) I stumbled upon an icehead convulsing in the MIDDLE OF THE STREET while walking home from the bar.  Luckily, a random Sam...
Posted by Heidi on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 01:05:00 PST